It's always debatable when someone says, "There's nothing better than sex." So next time some fuckboy asks you what’s better, you can use this handy-dandy list as a resource:
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Your fave song is definitely at the top of the list.
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Or sharing a good laugh with your friends until your insides hurt.
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And giving all of your attention to a cute puppy is one of the best feelings in the world.
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How about waking up and realizing that you don't have to get ready for work because it's the weekend?!
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Yeah, there’s no debate that nachos are better than sex.
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Or burying your face in your laundry because it smells like heaven.
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That moment when your day is stressful AF and you find a little piece of heaven.
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Of course, killing an entire bottle of wine.
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When you randomly put your hand in your pocket to find a little cash.
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And then spending all that money on shopping.
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Watching a really good, thought-provoking movie.
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Naps. Any time, any place, any day.
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OMG the stress you feel when you think a high five is about to be awkward and it turns out to be a perfect one.
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And anything with "free" and "food" in the same sentence.
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If someone thinks that an orgasm is better than payday...really reconsider being their friend.
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The moment when you finally reach that impossible itch on your back and scratch the hell out of it.
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Or that moment of relaxation while you're getting a massage.
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It's a relief only when you're not ready:
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How about devouring doughnuts without worrying about calories or carbs?
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And after all of that free food, back rubs, perfected high fives, and getting paid, there is nothing better than taking a shit for the books.
