32 Kitchen Items That Prove Cast Iron Is Serious Business

Because contrary to what you've been told, everyone does like a show-off. Get ready for the daintiest pour of your life.

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This one doubles as a “picture-your-horrible-boss'-head-as-this-sausage” stress reliever. Let it out, friend. Let it all out.

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Apparently just being handy and opening bottles of suds aren’t tough enough on their own. Together, these imply that you are the alpha-male (or female!) of your own apartment.

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Of course I knew that you needed a new iron Aebleskiver pan! Just like Santa, we know everything. (Including what happened to the old Aebleskiver pan... don’t worry, it’ll be our secret.)

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For the friend who pretends she’s seriously going to start cooking at home this year but is up to her ears in GrubHub (you know exactly who we're talking about).

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If something smells fishy around here, it’s this little guy, who’s working double time to infuse your food with up to three times as many milligrams of iron you need on a daily basis. See you never again, lentil beans!

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Pssst. Your store bought tortillas are lacking, and everyone thought this would be the most tasteful way to tell you. Please. Make an effort.

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You know what they say: once you go steampunk, you never go back to appliances that are not inspired by 19th-century industrial machinery.

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Because it’s not a party until someone whips out their holiday Skookie.

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We’ve all seen the rom-com when he professes his love by leaving a heart-shaped casserole dish to let them know that yes, he does feel it too, after all.

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Perfect for camping or just pretending to camp, because who even has the time? (Also, bears.)

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At some point, someone has to lift the lid off that dutch oven. It’s going to be overwhelmingly humid at first, but you need to rip the band-aid off. This can help.

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Impress anyone who has been adulting for a couple of decades longer than you by keeping their food warm all night long.

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We actually just want to get our hands on those stunning oven mitts that come along for the ride, obviously, but we ~guess~ we’ll take the braiser, too.

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If you fancy yourself a heavy lifter, this gets the job done at a steal. There is a much lighter option, fortunately—it’s called a take-out menu, an artifact still seen on some doormats.

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Because shifting this food from pan to plate is just too much effort right now. Do you have any idea what my day was like??

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These have been hailed by users as super tiny, so they won't "take over" your fridge. (We had to throw out the last fridge because our other magnets started a resistance group and things got out of hand.)

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Just pick your favorite wall and literally get crackin'!

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You need that professional sear on that steak. You know you do. Don't fight it.

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The folks behind this pot have been passing a noble legacy of cast-ironing for generations. Here's hoping that this becomes your next family heirloom!

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Horizontal chicken roasters are so 2004. Welcome to the food revolution.

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What's better than cornbread? Literal cornbread.

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The truth is the world will probably end way before this thing even begins to break down.

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Just think of it as a cast-iron tree at your service that you never even have to water.

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You could make anything in this and the rustic wooden tray will keep your table cool to the touch. Is that a challenge? Maybe. You decide.

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Despite its shape, the only thing you can't do with this guy is play it like a steel drum.

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A serious must-have to clean all your cast-iron items without completely ruining them like the monster you are.

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Pans of a feather sear together.

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Probably the most lightweight item on this list. So, that's cool.

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Nothing gets you vintage points like making a hot breakfast on a cast-iron griddle.

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For your friend who likes both cabbage and fart jokes, this is the perfect way to say, “I understand and accept you.”

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Great for delicate foods, because everything deserves a little cast-iron love regardless of its structural limitations.

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