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13 Things You Only Understand If You're Obsessed With Mayo

It's OK, you're not alone. Treat yourself with Heinz Seriously Good Mayonnaise.

1. You still remember the first time you tasted it.

That one bite changed everything.

2. It's the first thing you check for when you go to someone's house.

3. Because you feel like you just can't relate to people who don't like it.

We have nothing in common.

4. You add it to ~literally~ everything.

5. And you won't even consider eating something without it.

6. You've started carrying emergency sachets with you everywhere you go.

7. As much as you try to fight it, you can't help but empathise with these criminals:

8. You're always experimenting with new flavour combinations.

9. You can't stand it when places charge you extra for it.

10. You've even thought about moving to the Netherlands to escape the injustice.

11. Nothing ruins your day like finding an empty mayo bottle in your fridge.

12. If you're forced to eat a boring, mayo-less meal, it makes you contemplate where your life went wrong.

13. And you think back on all the happy times you had together.

All hail mayonnaise! If you're mayo obsessed, satisfy your cravings with Heinz Seriously Good Mayonnaise.

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