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13 Things You Only Understand If You're Obsessed With Mayo

It's OK, you're not alone. Treat yourself with Heinz Seriously Good Mayonnaise.

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1. You still remember the first time you tasted it.

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That one bite changed everything.

2. It's the first thing you check for when you go to someone's house.

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How else will you know if you can be friends?

3. Because you feel like you just can't relate to people who don't like it.

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We have nothing in common.

4. You add it to ~literally~ everything.

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There's nothing it can't make better.

5. And you won't even consider eating something without it.

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An aeroplane with no mayo? No thank you.

6. You've started carrying emergency sachets with you everywhere you go.

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Just in case.

7. As much as you try to fight it, you can't help but empathise with these criminals:

We're not condoning thievery. But you can see where they were coming from.
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We're not condoning thievery. But you can see where they were coming from.

8. You're always experimenting with new flavour combinations.

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The possibilities are both delicious and endless.

9. You can't stand it when places charge you extra for it.

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What nerve.

10. You've even thought about moving to the Netherlands to escape the injustice.

Where mayo comes with fries AS STANDARD.
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Where mayo comes with fries AS STANDARD.

11. Nothing ruins your day like finding an empty mayo bottle in your fridge.

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You feel like some kind of addict as you try to squeeze every last skerrick out.

12. If you're forced to eat a boring, mayo-less meal, it makes you contemplate where your life went wrong.

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13. And you think back on all the happy times you had together.

THEY WERE MAYONNAZING.
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THEY WERE MAYONNAZING.

All hail mayonnaise! If you're mayo obsessed, satisfy your cravings with Heinz Seriously Good Mayonnaise.

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