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Donkeys are sick and tired of being ignored by the internet.
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It's time to give them the respect they deserve.
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No longer will llamas get all the attention...
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...or will goats dominate poor, poor donkeys.
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No longer will donkeys be banned from professional sports.
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Donkeys are not just a place to put an adorable puppy!
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Take a moment to say, "Bobby, you're great."
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Or, "Great teeth, Tony."
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Back it up for a moment and respect the ba-donk-a-donk.