13 Reasons Why Vampire Bars Are The Best Bars

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1. They're plenty welcoming to mortals:

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2. But you'll still get some sass from the bouncers:

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3. A gorgeous, brooding someone normally runs the place:

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4. You can count on the people who work there to be painfully honest:

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5. ...and to always remember you:

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6. There's plenty of good, old-fashioned swearing:

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7. During the daylight you can enjoy the place to yourself:

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8. The food here is pretty good (though sometimes the food is you):

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9. There's some weirdness to keep things interesting:

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10. You might meet some newbie vampires:

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11. Everyone is always giving someone eyes:

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12. It all makes normal bars seem wayyyyy too ordinary:

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13. And if you go home with someone, well, there's a chance he might look like this:

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