Megan Fox to Brian Austin Green: Hey, Thanks for All the Sperm!

s this gorgeous couple ready to pop out yet another child? Brian Austin Green confessed to wanting, after having four sons, to have a daughter. And Megan Fox follows up with a humorous post that thanks him for providing her with his DNA. You might need some context for this.

Megan Fox to Brian Austin Green: Hey, Thanks for All the Sperm!

Megan Fox has a fun sense of humor and she's a fantastic mom.

A decade ago, we might not have believed that we'd one day make that statement, but here we are.

(To be fair, a decade ago, Megan Fox was still largely defined by her role in Michael Bay's twisted abomination of a Transformers franchise. There are good Transformers stories out there, folks, but you won't see them in theaters)

Megan Fox, as a mother, is sort of goofy and New Agey about things like pregnancy.

Before Megan Fox gave birth to her third baby, a boy named Journey, she bought a new house because, and we're not making this up, Megan believed that her unborn child didn't like the old house.

Like we said, goofy and New Agey.

Of course, Megan Fox has come under fire for her parenting before.

But just by folks who wig out if they see a boy wearing a dress, because fabric has genders or whatever.

Our favorite bit of backlash over Noah's enthusiasm for Frozen was truly next-level:

"Putting your son in a dress conforming to the gay trans illuminati agenda. Burn in hell witch! You're sickening!"

That level of belief in multiple conspiracy theories and bigotry combined?

That's art.