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    5 Types Of F-Boy Who Keep Interrupting You While You're Just Trying To Recap Big Little Lies Over Mimosas With Your Girls

    Can you please just leave us alone to our bubbly and the beauty that is Big Little Lies in peace?

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    by haysprank

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    OG F-Boy

    Via ohsnapbacks.com

    Take your snapback and nike tube socks elsewhere, honey. We don’t have time for your “I miss you ;)” text — I’ve gotta find out who did Nicole Kidman’s hair.

    Frat F-Boy

    Via s1060.photobucket.com

    No, I will not be attending your Beta Theta Cappuccino party no matter how many times you tell me there will be free Bud Light. I’m just gonna sip my mimosa and continue rehashing how beautiful that last fight montage was.

    Woke F-Boy

    Via img.buzzfeed.com

    I don’t wanna hear you explain your drawn out theory on Reese’s narrative and how her traits are really embodiments of feminism — we already know that, sweetie. I wanna talk about what’s going to happen to her relationship with Adam Scott!

    Old F-Boy

    Via esq.h-cdn.co

    Stop calling me sweetheart, it’s not helping me forget the 20 year age difference between us or your daughter that I had freshman english with in undergrad. ANYWAY, ladies can you believe how fantastic Zoe Kravitz looked in the birthday party scene?

    Hipster F-Boy

    Via pinterest.com

    Your crusty band that plays on Friday has nothing compared to this soundtrack. Be gone with your french pressed coffee while we play it on repeat.

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