Food·Posted on Feb 26, 202018 Times College Dining Halls Tried To Food And Failed Miserably*calls Gordon Ramsay*by Hayley TillettBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Neither raw nor "cooked" chicken should ever be purple. View this photo on Instagram 2. Cinnamon raisin bagels suck to begin with (hot take), but using them as the base for a pizza bagel is WRONG. 3. Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey. 4. It's not delivery, it's Disgusting™. View this photo on Instagram 5. When I say I want leafy greens, I don't mean the whole garden in which they grew. 6. Calling this a chicken salad sandwich is like me going to the gym once a year and calling myself an athlete. View this photo on Instagram 7. If I saw this in my food, I'd immediately transfer schools. 8. Those are cinnamon apples — and they need to stay on pastries like the good Lord intended. 9. This looks like a meal you'd give a toddler who's being introduced to solid foods. View this photo on Instagram 10. Ice cream, but make it a health code violation. samuel nash © @nashnweeze yea...that's a moth in my ice cream... #collegefood 11:04 PM - 11 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite @nashnweeze / Via Twitter 11. OK, you're just throwing shit together. Tacos, my ass. 12. Now we're at the portion of the program called Crimes Against Cheese. First up: this ham sandwich. 13. How dare you defame the good name of the most classic American food with a SINGLE strip of cheese!! 14. Apparently I didn't make myself clear. A burger has a cheese slice. Not some shavings thrown on the top. 15. OK, so we're getting there. You've got the slice; now you just need to, ya know, melt it. View this photo on Instagram 16. The cheese? On an end slice?? Nope, sorry, that's wrong. 17. In my most drunken attempts at mac 'n' cheese I have done INFINITELY better than this. 18. And last but definitely not least is this "grilled cheese," which looks like someone took a paint roller to a slice of bread.