1. After getting your college degree, you'd get to choose from three clearly defined career paths.
2. If you wanted to invest, there'd be 10 choices for stocks.
3. You'd only need one car, and it would fit everything.
4. You'd collect cash money by walking around the block.
5. You could get out of jail so easily.
6. Buying a house wouldn't be stressful.
7. Taxes would be mad simple.
8. If people were in your way, you could just knock them over if you were kinda nice about it.
9. With tweezers, a doctor could fix your tennis elbow.
10. Just open your hungry, hungry face, and food would fly at it.
