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11 Rules In The Game Of Life That Would Be Great In Real Life

Don't you wish the rules of real life were as simple as those in The Game of Life?

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1. You can easily make more money than a doctor as an artist.

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Your salary isn't even a little bit dependent on your career, so professional finger painter it is.

2. If you don't like your salary, just wait for the opportunity to steal someone else’s.

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Don't worry about working harder or anything.

3. Total college tuition is $40K in Life.

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Because private schools don't exist apparently.

4. The bank will always give you a loan.

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The Bank of Life knows no credit checks.

5. There's no unemployment in Life.

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When you're fired from a job in The Game of Life you immediately get to choose a new job and salary. Must be nice.

6. You don't even have to apply for the job.

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You pretty much just choose one at random.

7. You have to retire.

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In Life, it's not a matter of can you retire, it's a matter of when you retire. And none of the retirement options are "living with your kids."

8. Lifetime auto insurance costs only $10K.

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Imagine that. Imagine it. Go ahead.

9. A car is your right. You come into Life with a car, and it stays with you until you die.

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Imagine the amount of clothes, toys, and soda cups that car would accumulate.

10. If you have too many kids to fit in one car, you can just shove them in another car.

They'll just follow you, no worries. And they'll all fit without fighting over who gets shotgun.
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They'll just follow you, no worries. And they'll all fit without fighting over who gets shotgun.

11. No matter what stock you buy, it has a 1 in 6 chance of paying off.

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You'll be rich in no time!

Make everything just a little simpler by Getting Your Family Game On with The Game of Life.

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