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THIS QUIZ DOES NOT MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE DOCTORS FOR YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS - GET HELP Love, Harry

What Type Of Shit Does Your Sphincter Produce

when you occasionally "break the wind" what noise leaves your cheeks?

Your last bowel movement matched the consistency of what natural element?  


What aroma fills the room when you finish ya buiz?  


You are on a plane from Ohio to Idaho. You finally realize you're going to Idaho. you need to take a fat shit in the bathroom...but it is occupied. where do you take it?  


you're poop is most likely dense and thick yet bubbly. Like deer shat. Lil pebbles that look cute but smell vulgar. This is essentially the Lindsey Lohan of excrement. If you were a store you would be Petco. You probs have a hairy bush that trails down to your sphincter.

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WOAH MAN-CONGRATS. I have never seen a human who can produce a shit with the thickness of a storm drain...until i met you. Your shit has some tomato and some old 4 day old pizza hut crust. It most likely takes you a while to wipe- due to the moisture. You are the Miranda Cosgrove of the bowel solar system.

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What Type Of Shit Does Your Sphincter Produce

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