18 Adorable Squishy Toys You'll Want To Squeeze Immediately
I squeeze the squishy, I dream the squishy, I breathe the squishy, I am the squishy.
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1. A 20-piece set of random mini squishy toys because if you're gonna get 20 random somethings sent to your door, you can't go wrong with the squish.
Get them from Amazon for $11.99.
2. And a 16-piece pack of squeezable, stretchable mini animal squishy toys worthy of starring on their own The Brady Bunch show IMO.
Get them from Amazon for $8.49.
3. A galaxy-themed scented ice cream cone out to prove good things can happen when you drop the ice cream.
Get it from Amazon for $11.89+ (three colors).
4. And a scented galaxy cat holding an ice cream cone for anyone who wants to attain maximum squishy toy cuteness by combining squishy food and animals together.
Get this babe from Amazon for $14.69 (three colors).
5. A surprisingly precious squishy peen you'll want to poke all day long.
Get it from Amazon for $4.99.
6. A large rainbow squishy unicorn toy to hug for comfort when you're stressin' hard and sweatin' glitter.
Get it from Pop Unicorn Slime on Etsy for $9.20.
7. And a squishable glittery unicorn poop worthy of a thousand squeezes.
Get it from Home Sweet By Conder on Etsy for $3.25.
8. A slow-rising squishy ghost doll for anyone in need of a deceased squish'm to squeeze when they're in a dark mood.
Get it from Amazon for $8.88.
9. A set of three squishy toys so you can satisfy you're need to squeeze with three jumbo squishes at once.
Get them from Amazon for $11.99.
10. And a slow-rising jumbo squishy cake toy that'll pair perfectly with that squishy milk.
Get it from Amazon for $7.99.
11. A set of two squishy narwhal keychains I feel like are punching me right in the face with their cuteness as they stare into my soul.
Get them from Hot Topic for $5.52.
12. A thicc, colossal, slow-rising mango squishy whomst is clearly above and beyond what a good squishy toy should be.
Get it from Amazon for $9.58.
13. A set of seven random "Exploding Kitten"–themed squishy toys for anyone who wants to add squishy toys who are up to no good to their collection.
Get them from Hot Topic for $7.12.
14. A Gudetama foam egg toy and a squishy egg toy you'll carry around in your bag in case an emergency "I need to squeeze a squish right heckin' now" situation arises.
15. A squishable Puffsocket available in tons of fun options to ensure you have the cutest, squishiest phone of all time.
16. A squishy cat burger, squishy frappuccino, and squishy popcorn toy that just may be too over-the-top adorable to handle. Calm it down, squishy toys.
Get them from Amazon for $9.99+ (three styles).
17. A jumbo scented squishy peach I just wanna get my hands on and squish and squeeze and squish and squeeeeze and squish 'til I can't squish no more, as will you.
Get it from Amazon for $5.99.
18. And a monthly squishy toy subscription box we all deserve for making it through this post without self-destructing due to extreme squishy cuteness aggression! Okay maybe I am projecting a lil' bit but just saying, everyone deserves monthly squish'ms delivered to their door 😍.
You'll get 4–6 quality, slow-rising squishes a month, with one new squish release each month! Subscriptions automatically renew, but you c cancel anytime.
Get it from Club Squishy Surprise on Cratejoy for $29+ a month.
How I feel after trying to decide which squishy to buy:
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