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12 "Love It Or List It" Moments That Happen Every Damn Episode

There will be wine and questionable camera angles.

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1. There's always some awkward, combative introductions from the hosts.

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TBH, the episode where Hillary made David hold her dog in her car is the weirdest and best.

2. The house is uninhabitable in its current state.

Why is everyone on this show so goddamn messy?
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Why is everyone on this show so goddamn messy?

3. The couple's expectations are completely unreasonable.

Same, David.
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Same, David.

4. Someone mentions the words "open plan".

And of course, they will have ~at least~ 23 load-bearing walls between their kitchen and living room.
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And of course, they will have ~at least~ 23 load-bearing walls between their kitchen and living room.

5. The agent talks to a mystery person on the phone.

WHAT IS YOUR ACTUAL JOB, TODD?!
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WHAT IS YOUR ACTUAL JOB, TODD?!

6. The couple is severely offended by the first home shown to them.

And disappointed that they can't get 17 bedrooms and an indoor ice skating rink for $250,000.
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And disappointed that they can't get 17 bedrooms and an indoor ice skating rink for $250,000.

7. A major structural crisis occurs back at the house.

You'd think that they'd do some inspection before starting work?????
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You'd think that they'd do some inspection before starting work?????

8. And the couple is forced to compromise on their "Love It" wishlist.

Of course, they're completely reasonable about the fact that because their entire house is filled with asbestos and decomposed rats, the designer can't put a steam room in their underground bar.
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Of course, they're completely reasonable about the fact that because their entire house is filled with asbestos and decomposed rats, the designer can't put a steam room in their underground bar.

9. We watch the couple argue outdoors through trees or a window (or both!).

So lucky how they always take their mics with them.
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So lucky how they always take their mics with them.

10. The agent shows them a property that meets their demands.

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Except for the fact that it's in an entirely different state and requires them to offer their internal organs on the black market.

11. The couple ends up doing the exact opposite of what you expect.

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You suddenly realise the depth of your investment in the lives of a Canadian couple with unhealthy real estate expectations.

12. The hosts drink a lot of wine and insult each other even MORE.

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Seriously, ALL THEY DO IS INSULT EACH OTHER.

We love you forever, Love It Or List It.

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