Community·Posted on Nov 18, 201612 "Love It Or List It" Moments That Happen Every Damn EpisodeThere will be wine and questionable camera angles.by harleycatCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. There's always some awkward, combative introductions from the hosts. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF HGTV / Via buzzfeed.com TBH, the episode where Hillary made David hold her dog in her car is the weirdest and best. 2. The house is uninhabitable in its current state. HGTV / Via hgtv.com Why is everyone on this show so goddamn messy? 3. The couple's expectations are completely unreasonable. HGTV / Via contentathome.com Same, David. 4. Someone mentions the words "open plan". HGTV / Via redarrowindustries.com And of course, they will have ~at least~ 23 load-bearing walls between their kitchen and living room. 5. The agent talks to a mystery person on the phone. HGTV / Via wnetwork.com WHAT IS YOUR ACTUAL JOB, TODD?! 6. The couple is severely offended by the first home shown to them. HGTV / Via hookedonhouses.net And disappointed that they can't get 17 bedrooms and an indoor ice skating rink for $250,000. 7. A major structural crisis occurs back at the house. HGTV / Via thoughtcatalog.com You'd think that they'd do some inspection before starting work????? 8. And the couple is forced to compromise on their "Love It" wishlist. HGTV Of course, they're completely reasonable about the fact that because their entire house is filled with asbestos and decomposed rats, the designer can't put a steam room in their underground bar. 9. We watch the couple argue outdoors through trees or a window (or both!). HGTV So lucky how they always take their mics with them. 10. The agent shows them a property that meets their demands. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF HGTV Except for the fact that it's in an entirely different state and requires them to offer their internal organs on the black market. 11. The couple ends up doing the exact opposite of what you expect. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF YouTube / Via keysmashblog.com You suddenly realise the depth of your investment in the lives of a Canadian couple with unhealthy real estate expectations. 12. The hosts drink a lot of wine and insult each other even MORE. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF HGTV / Via buzzfeed.com Seriously, ALL THEY DO IS INSULT EACH OTHER. We love you forever, Love It Or List It. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF HGTV Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed account and create your own Community posts? Get started here!