These puppets aren't the sharing, caring, after-school friends you grew up with.
Nope! Don't remember him...
Hey, kids! Can you think of a word that rhymes with "nightmares"?
These chain-wearing, gun-wielding puppets are capable of things like fights...
Safe to say you don't want this guy teaching you words that start with the letter "F."
Was your entire childhood a lie?
Well, just hold on a second. Don't go anywhere.
At a certain point, it's going to HIT you!
Some of these puppets are actually BOSS!
With the help of Melissa McCarthy, they're here to save their puppet pals from an evil serial killer. #honourable
Screw the ABC's. It's time for the FBI.
These big blue puppets may not like nuts in their cookies...
...but they sure know how to let loose and have a happy time!
Besides, Maya Rudolph would never do you wrong, right?
And Joel McHale is dreamy in a suit. IDGAF.
So be honest, on the inside, your excitement level is this...
...but if you need to play it cool, that's fine too.
