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    Which Of Daniel's Pipe Dreams Are You?

    Today marks the 27th anniversary of the world’s introduction to the brilliant, bizarre, beautiful Daniel E. Dores! Still one of the goofiest people I’ve ever met, he continues to have a hold on me that I can only attribute to his ability to quote National Treasure (1 and 2) nearly from start to finish and to make a kickass grilled cheese. This is all to say The Most Wonderful Time of the Year is upon us once more: time for me to make an increasingly unhinged quiz showcasing my deteriorating humor and lack of self-awareness that maybe 17 people will actually see all in the name of celebrating the best person I’ve ever met. This year’s theme? Daniel’s pipedreams of course! These dreams range from “possibly achievable with a lot of hard work” to “okay sure Daniel, that sounds great, Daniel.” Meyers-Briggs my butt! This quiz should be required by every corporate workplace in America. Happy Birthday, Danny! Thank you for being my friend, my filter, and my favorite person in the world. QUIZ TIME!