Play A Game Of Catan And We’ll Tell You Where In Middle Earth To Retire

Happy Daniel’s Birthday everyone! It’s quiz time, and this year we’ve gone niche. Ever since Daniel got a kindle for Christmas he won’t stop reading Lord of the Rings literature and trying to out-compete me for the title of LOTR Master in the relationship, and quite frankly I hate him for it. As revenge I am winning every game of Catan we play, and if you know Daniel, you know he hates me for it (Daniel? Competitive? Master strategist? Taking fantasy game losses extremely personally? Never!!!!) So this year, I’ve combined the two pièces de résistance of our relationship into one very nerdy quiz. Happy Birthday Danny! I love you, even though Faramir is your favorite character which is sort of definitely a red flag. Author’s Biography: Laura lives in sunny/stinky Waikiki with her partner Daniel and her beloved little porcelain bowl that looks like cat (for media inquiries email [e-mail]). In her spare time she likes making pasta, angry tweeting at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences, and streaming lo-fi beats to study and relax to.