Internet Finds·Posted on Apr 17, 202241 Jokes For Anyone Who Considers Themselves ~An Intellectual~ (Or, You Know, If You Went To High School)"Achilles would have gotten his sh** absolutely rocked by a razor scooter."by Hannah MarderBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink If you, like me, peaked in your school days (former "gifted" kids FTW), you still have fond memories of all the books you had to read and stuff you had to learn in high school. grovy 🥭 @grovymango im not former gifted student. i am still gifted. put me in a fourth grade class i'll annihilate them all like i did the first time 11:30 PM - 05 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @grovymango In case you'd like to chuckle through your tears and relive the glory days, here are 41 tweets that might make you both laugh and feel smart. 1. ꧁Madimoiselle꧂ @drivingmemadi he was a boy, she was his mom can i make it anymore oedipus 03:27 PM - 23 Feb 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @drivingmemadi 2. kie @kieransofar police officer: there’s a dead body in your basement schrödinger: [sighing] well there is now 04:37 PM - 06 Dec 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kieransofar 3. sippin on that @vivafalastin shakespeare writing all of his plays 07:15 AM - 28 Nov 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @vivafalastin 4. Patrick Theiner @patricktheiner Me: Please contact me with any questions, always happy to discuss. My students: 08:16 AM - 19 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @patricktheiner 5. the_MerMae 🔜 PAX East @the_MerMae WHO DID THIS??? 11:56 PM - 04 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @the_MerMae 6. cass city @HeavenlyGrandpa achilles would have gotten his shit absolutely rocked by a razor scooter 01:24 AM - 24 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @HeavenlyGrandpa 7. ❄️Molly Kessler❄️ @molly_kessler Password must contain at least one capital letter, one number, two female characters, they must both have names, and they must talk to each other about something other than a man. 04:05 PM - 22 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @molly_kessler 8. memes I wish I could tag my cat in @memesiwish Bring me schrodingers head 06:19 AM - 26 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @memesiwish 9. The Great Gatsby (xpost /r/me_irl) from quityourbullshit 10. Licorice Pizza?! 🌈 🌈 @edd_gosbender Lady Macbeth be like 06:10 AM - 30 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @edd_gosbender 11. zach silberberg @zachsilberberg "So, Gregor, you awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed in your bed into a monstrous vermin. That's nuts. Tell me more about that." 10:04 PM - 23 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @zachsilberberg 12. Adam Cerious @Browtweaten hitman: who am I killing? dog: ever hear of a guy named pavlov? hitman: rings a bell dog: that's right 07:41 PM - 28 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Browtweaten 13. alfie 🌝 @linguiniiiii How to escape the minotaur's labyrinth (thread 🧵) 07:33 PM - 07 Apr 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @linguiniiiii 14. the hype @TheHyyyype dr frankenstein: it’s alive! igor: great! what should we name him dr frankenstein: uh we won’t igor: idk might lead to some confusion dr frankenstein: it will literally never come up 12:46 PM - 17 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @TheHyyyype 15. honeyproducer-blog / Tumblr / Via ghost-in-the-library.tumblr.com 16. View this post on 17. Harry Hill @veryharryhill Scout Finch walking by her neighbor’s house: https://t.co/diSVBSncsI 05:48 PM - 26 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @veryharryhill 18. View this post on 19. mellophile / Tumblr / Via actual-leia-organa.tumblr.com 20. Kat Denningvleis @Dukiswa @linguiniiiii @fanie_nani Add it to the Hall of Fame with this one 03:26 PM - 08 Apr 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Dukiswa 21. Austin Gilkeson @osutein There are two wolves inside you. One is Virginia Woolf. The other is Beowulf. You are an Introduction to English Literature syllabus. 07:53 PM - 09 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @osutein 22. Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC Ladyes yf he -ys alwayes goinge to anothir countrye -ys obsessid wyth treasure -doth brag constantlye about havinge the strengthe of thirtye peple -hath slayne Grendel He nys nat thy man. He ys the famouslye flawed hero Beowulf. 03:37 AM - 25 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LeVostreGC 23. Nathan @NathansPuns Rage Against the Machine? Political? Next you're going to tell me Animal Farm wasn't really written about animals 06:09 PM - 10 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @NathansPuns 24. jaboukie @jaboukie scout: hi boo radley: https://t.co/pUoGBNBX8G 06:29 AM - 25 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jaboukie 25. View this post on agefotostock / Alamy Stock Photo / Via browsedankmemes.com 26. david @_elvishpresley_ who called it Fahrenheit 451 and not English Lit 04:14 PM - 12 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @_elvishpresley_ 27. first-mate prance @bocxtop thinking about a modern day great gatsby where instead of throwing parties he just posts indie songs on his insta story everyday hoping daisy sees and dm’s him 08:30 PM - 01 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @bocxtop 28. rachel zegler (she/her/hers) @rachelzegler people hating on the catcher in the rye as if they never had a phase when they called adults phonies and got kicked out of school and ran around nyc and cried to a sex worker smh y’all fake 09:21 PM - 14 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @rachelzegler 29. cave dweller SAW GHOST🦇🏳️⚧️ @GRUHUKEN white english teachers seeing 'to kill a mockingbird' is on the syllabus 02:18 PM - 06 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite FX / Twitter: @GRUHUKEN 30. netunain / Tumblr / Via zasparillo.tumblr.com 31. Terry F @daemonic3 teacher: you're currently failing english, are you reading for extra credit? me: i'm reading Animal Farm, the author is so good teacher: orwell? me: yeah [sweating] i meant the author is so well 10:43 PM - 16 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @daemonic3 32. Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ @SketchesbyBoze for me the most relatable character in Pride & Prejudice is Lady Catherine, who has never studied or played music but is confident that if she had, she would have been great at it. 12:40 AM - 28 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SketchesbyBoze 33. zoya @zoyaranii Emily Bronte truly put her entire Brontussy into Wuthering Heights with "you say I killed you, haunt me then" 03:45 AM - 01 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @zoyaranii 34. John MacNeill Miller @Snarls_Dickens No no you misheard me—I said Jane Eyre is a PROBLEM-ATTIC novel 01:59 PM - 14 Dec 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Snarls_Dickens 35. Don Whorleone @evilghostchild The Brontë sisters were the HAIM of the 1800s 09:40 PM - 03 Apr 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @evilghostchild 36. Marc @MarcSnetiker lol who called it The Crucible and not Subpoena the Teenage Witch 05:12 AM - 15 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MarcSnetiker 37. the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch why “be the bigger person” when you can simply drop a chandelier on the paris opera audience 05:50 PM - 17 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @bookishseawitch 38. ♒︎ @crybabyaquarius sigmund freud introducing himself on the first day of class 12:20 AM - 03 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @crybabyaquarius 39. Freud from tumblr 40. SparkNotes @SparkNotes I don't know what member of the Danish royal family needs to hear this but check behind the tapestry before you stab it maybe 03:47 PM - 22 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SparkNotes 41. 1e3no / Tumblr / Via sirstarblaze.tumblr.com If any of these made you laugh, make sure to click through and give these users a follow!