27 People Who Had The Wherewithal, Nay, The Audacity, To Actually Write These Things On Dating Apps In 2021

    S — and I can't stress this enough — MH.

    Sure, using apps like Tinder and Hinge to date can be convenient, but...let's just say it's a minefield out there. Here are just a few profiles and messages from this year that people shared that made me cringe so hard, I almost swore off dating.

    1. Interesting choice to disparage people for using the app HE'S also using:

    2. I don't even care if this is a joke. If I saw this, I would simply close the app for the day:

    3. Love encountering so many nice guys on these apps:

    hinge prompts where guy answers saying girls don't like nice guys then later says that men age like wine and women age like milk

    4. Yeah, you sound like a real nice guy:

    5. Well, that's...forward for an opener:

    6. Please stop it with the combative, misogynistic intros. Actually, don't — it helps weed people out:

    7. Love it when guys immediately try to send a dick pic:

    8. And give their unsolicited opinions on style choices:

    messages from a guy asking if the girl's hair is currently pink or blonde and her answering blonde, and him saying he likes blonde better

    9. Just one question...what in the actual fuck is going on here?:

    10. Dude, this is a Tinder bio, not a drunken rant to your bro:

    11. At least they're vaccinated:

    12. "If that's a dealbreaker please kys." Jesus, dude:

    13. I really don't know why some men like to use Tinder as their own personal soapbox for their offensive opinions. It's a dating app?!:

    14. Got to agree with OP — this dude definitely has a neck beard:

    15. I think this guy mixed up car shopping and relationships:

    16. If this person wants a woman this specific, he should just create her in a lab:

    17. "Gangster mind and a loving heart." Mmmkay:

    18. I can't with this opener:

    19. And they say women care too much about height. Also, Tinder should have a no-racists policy:

    20. Really not sure who this is supposed to attract:

    21. Or this:

    22. I'd rather not pick you at all:

    23. The emojis just make it worse (if that's even possible):

    24. This woman has incel energy:

    25. There's a lot of great (by which I mean horrible) ones here, but I'm going to put the worst below:

    bio saying no single moms because "if u were a catch he wouldn't have thrown u and the kids back" and saying he doesn't want snap or ig/you promoting your "narcissistic fueled social media following"

    26. Come for the combative, sexist bio, and stay for the "off the grid" and "gym rat":

    27. And finally, please don't even give your Tinder match an exit survey:

    text opener complimenting person's hair color, then a long message asking for what girls want off of tinder