37 Stupid People Who Woke Up, Sat Down, And Proceeded To Write Some Of The Most Wildly Incorrect Things I Have Ever Read

    "It's not like there's a place called Spania full of Spanish *people.*" Oh, lord.

    1. This parent was really, REALLY wrong about what the slang "salty" means, and should probably get their mind out of the gutter.

    A shirt that says "kinda salty"

    2. This parent was also wrong in so many ways.

    "One is water pistol and the other is a Christmas tree ornament"

    3. I hope the person who sat down and typed, "it's not like there's a place called Spania full of Spanish *people*" was trolling.

    "But like Spanish is a language"

    4. You gotta love when someone is so swiftly and completely proven wrong.

    "D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather"

    5. This person thought Mount Everest was in South Dakota.

    "it's in South Dakota"

    6. This person might want to open a dictionary.

    A list of words with two p's

    7. Along with this person.

    "Don't be a hooligan"

    8. This person got a little confused about flags.

    "Bro has the confederate flag on top"

    9. This person was reallyyyyy wrong about what a hamburger was.

    "Okay"

    10. This person thought eggs were dairy.

    "Please don't list a recipe as non dairy showing it calls for 8 eggs"

    11. In case you didn't know..."reed" is not the past tense of "read." Neither is "red."

    "isn't it reed?"

    12. What school did this person go to???

    "Do you seriously think different sexes have different numbers of ribs?"

    13. Maybe leave scientific terms to scientists and doctors if you have absolutely no idea what they mean.

    "You don't know what mRNA is do you?"

    14. The person who sent this article may go down in history as one of the "most wrong people ever."

    "and they were all people from India."

    15. This person forgot about other languages.

    "We get it, sir, you think you're descended from uber-white Vikings."

    16. This person needs to take a geography class.

    "Lmfao bro said South Africa"

    17. Same with this person.

    "It's unheard of elsewhere."

    18. Aaaand this person.

    "Morocco is in Africa."

    19. I don't think this person has ever had a sex ed lesson in their life.

    "it swims until it hits a wall and then seeps into her flesh."

    20. Neither has this person.

    "Your cerebral spinal fluid is SEMEN."

    21. *Ben Wyatt voice* I don't even have time to explain how wrong you are. Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't...

    "The clit isn't a physical thing."

    22. TIL about "Big Paleo"...which is definitely not a thing.

    "We will win this!"

    23. These people were both wrong.

    "the irony that you're both wrong"

    24. The second person here really wanted to look smart, but ended up being dead wrong.

    "IDIOT LMAOOO"

    25. ...Yeah, that's not right, bud.

    "It's a scientific fact, search it up"

    26. Oof.

    "Well firstly, it's not called melonin, it's called melatonin"

    27. This person got some classic lyrics very, very wrong.

    "WHAT"

    28. This person was real confused about compasses and directions.

    "Yknow compasses are different depending where you live"

    29. This person thought rubber trees were fake trees made of rubber.

    "That's a Rubber tree."

    30. This person who refused to believe a dozen=12 is really dying on the wrong hill.

    "How you bake but can't count?"

    31. This person was also have a little trouble with math.

    "2023 to 2013 10 years"

    32. This person thought ducks aren't birds.

    "ducks are birds sir..."

    33. This person seemed to think Tesla was founded by Nikola Tesla himself.

    "He didn't make the company."

    34. This person thought plants don't produce oxygen.

    "Bro forgot about oxygen"

    35. This parent, who told their kid's babysitter that epilepsy medication was a crutch and that you could stop seizures by sheer will, was just wrong in so many ways.

    "Yeah, I took my epilepsy medication."

    36. This person made a really head-scratching statement.

    "cow milk is literally made for baby cows"

    37. And finally, I am actually in shock that anyone thought humans were the first animals to eat red meat. Where did they learn this?

    "Dont exactly know tbh."