It's officially cuffing season, and couples all around are beginning their relationships with forays into pumpkin patches and haunted houses. But while many are entering relationships, some people...well, let's just say I don't see them being a part of cuffing season this year.
Here are 22 men from dating apps this month who frankly should probably sit out this cuffing season.
1.I can never take a man who calls women "females" seriously.
2.I am truly at a loss for words.
3.I was tempted to stop reading after "My pronouns are KING/LORD," but I'm sure glad I read on to see it get worse from there.
4.I don't know if there's a bigger red flag than calling yourself a "sigma male."
5.I...can't with this one.
6.This man should really work on his openers.
7.As should this guy. And rethink his whole dating philosophy, probably.
8.This guy seems like the *perfect* guy to introduce to your parents!
9.This escalated quickly.
10.This guy called himself a "nice guy" but then said he was "better than you."
11.This man decided to message a woman just to berate her, which definitely makes him seem like a great guy who respects women!
12.I will never understand why some men use their bio to complain about women...what app do you think this is???
13.Like, mocking women is *probably* not gonna get you a date with one. Just saying.
14.These types of profiles ain't cute!!!
15.Do you even like women, bruh?
16.And you, sir?
17.This guy just gave me majorrrrr r/sadcringe vibes.
18.This guy wasn't picky at all! (Sarcasm.)
19.This guy asked why it didn't work out with a woman's last boyfriend, and when she answered, he started siding with her ex. Men will truly side with MEN THEY HAVE NEVER MET over any woman.
20.Just...yikes.
21."Anal: 2 bonus points" might be one of the funniest things I've ever read in a dating profile, but it certainly would not earn a swipe right.
22.And finally, this guy didn't seem to understand the danger women face in meeting up with men for dates, especially in private, then turned it into a race thing.
What's the worst profile you've seen or message you've gotten on a dating app recently? Let us know in the comments!