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31 Dads Who Are Funnier Than They Have Any Right To Be

Featuring puns galore.

1. This dad created a whole flow-chart to help you decide if you really need to turn up the heat.

note taped to the heater saying no heat is needed if they are dressed and can't see their breath

2. This dad couldn't resist making a dad joke.

"no drinks allowed unless there's a screw on top" and a drink with a literal screw on the lid

3. This dad had jokes for days.

scraping ice off a car with a card with text, there has to be a better way to get the ice off the car i mean, i'm using a discount card so i'm only getting 15% off

4. This dad decided to host a "burning spam" party.

dad used spam to make a person and set it on fire outside

5. This dad just wanted to celebrate his grandson's achievement.

car freshener of a baby's face when he makes a poop

6. This dad wrote the perfect note excusing his son from PE.

the note

7. This dad made a helpful chart for himself.

husband and wife flow chart of who is wrong or right and the wife is always right

8. This dad decided to put this up in the bathroom.

reviews for the bathroom

9. This was captioned: "My dad has his colonoscopy tomorrow and this is what he put on his prescription laxative jug."

large water jug with "prepare to shit" written in marker

10. This dad got in a bit of trouble with his wife.

text from dad saying, i got in trouble with my light saber and then a text from mom saying, do not buy your dad anymore toys

11. This dad had a humbling reminder.

dad texting their son, that lebron and him are the same age but lebron just broke a record

12. This dad made an agenda for his night out with his friends.

talking points for friends' night out that include the nfl playoffs, using an agenda and feedback on bourbon tasting event

13. This dad chose an interesting pic of his daughter's to repost.

daughter laying down with the washington monument behind her in a phallic photo

14. Texting: the perfect place for dad jokes.

dad saying he walked in a dangerous neighborhood and met a pot head and then sends a photo of a porch that has a person made of plant pots

15. This dad made a performance review for his kid.

kid receiving a report with a D due to attitude towards parents and not doing chores

16. This dad forgot to add a sausage to the pan.

dad joking about cooking sausage for lunch and needing the sausage dog

17. This dad made good use of his label maker.

label on the label maker

18. This dad was just really excited about his lightly fried fish filets.

dad makes lightly fried fish fillets at 1 am and keeps saying it

19. This dad was not here for wholesome content.

brother sends a photo of his nice picnic outside to the group chat and dad asks what the significance is

20. This dad was asked to make cute gingerbread men with the kids and came up with this.

gingerbread with a monster coming out of its chest

21. This dad had a scientific way to refer to his children.

'good morning my sperms'

22. This dad improvised and honestly came up with a pretty good solution.

daughter working in the garage with her dad and needing her hair pulled back so dad uses a zip tie

23. This dad told it to his daughter straight.

dad checking in on daughter after her breakup and says, the only time you need to cry over a man is when i die

24. This dad was a harbinger of chaos.

dad writing christmas cards to his five sons all starting with, to my favorite son

25. This dad found another use for the baby gate.

dad using the baby gate to put himself inside while the kids play around him

26. This dad gave his daughter's new boyfriend a not-so-subtle warning.

book of unexplained disappearances

27. This dad needed a small reminder.

dad's computer with a reminder note for himself to not talk during meetings unless he's agreeing

28. This dad had a bit of trouble.

dad saying he can't find his phone by texting his kid

29. This dad was feeling rebellious.

"My mom told me to stop vaping in the house and my dad just texted me this: 'They are conspiring against us. Vapers. Rule. Stay strong.' Update: 'This is the VAPE LORD. Puff and blow at mom. I am your father"

30. This dad was NOT down to temper his own excitement just because his daughter lost out.

mom and dad winning their house lotteries while the daughter lost and mom texting the daughter sorry while the dad text the daughter that he's so happy he won

31. And finally, I'm starting to think dads are basically Amelia Bedelia.

fun fact, scooby doo came out 50 years ago and dad responds, he's gay?