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    28 Text Exchanges That I Honestly Just Wish I'd Been A Part Of

    Text from grandma: "Why are you posting on Facebook about not having nut in November?"

    1. This misunderstanding:

    Twitter: @yungsids

    2. And this one:

    Twitter: @parrspective

    3. This wonderful series of questions:

    incredible conversation with my straight male friend

    Twitter: @perfectcows

    Here's the whole convo:

    guy asks if his friend is bisexual, girl says yes, then he asks if she also likes frogs and if the two are related

    4. This amazing party idea:

    Please look at this text I just received from my boyfriend and yes you have the same amount of context as I do

    Twitter: @fakemegryan1

    5. This interest-sharing text that I hope was a joke:

    i think about this text i received a few years ago all the damn time

    Twitter: @onlineryn

    Here's the full text:

    "skiing, mountain biking, photography, skateboarding, idk i'm a weird guy. not into normal shit like every other guy you'll ever meet haha"

    6. This misunderstanding:

    Twitter: @phooober

    7. This terrifying text:

    this is probably the worst text i have ever received from my landlord

    Twitter: @xmalgalx

    8. This fast switch-up:

    Twitter: @jdahall

    Here's the whole exchange:

    text from dog groomer saying "hi dexter is dead" then "hi dexter is ready now! sorry stupid autocorrect" with a picture of dexter

    9. This fairly good point:

    text from Jesse: "If I was cloned I think I would probably kick my own ass....like idk I was just thinking abt it and I'm like 100% sure I'd kick my ass. I know all my own weaknesses I could fight..."

    10. This ominous warning:

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    11. This father-child rebellion planning:

    "My mom told me to stop vaping in the house and my dad just texted me this: 'They are conspiring against us. Vapers. Rule. Stay strong.' Update: 'This is the VAPE LORD. Puff and blow at mom. I am your father"

    12. This evidence that Miley Stewart was committing identity fraud:

    text saying Miley and the other Stewarts are committing identity fraud because Hannah Montana has a driver's license which means she has a social security and proof of address for Hannah who is not a real person

    13. This practical joke that was pretty dark:

    14. This grandmotherly misunderstanding:

    15. This strange check-in:

    "just got a really funny message" and the message is a screenshot of a tweet where someone orders piss at the bar and then the message "hi this reminded me of you I miss you I hope you're safe and doing ok"

    16. This classic:

    17. This text that I MUST know the story behind:

    This is the funniest text i have ever received in my ENTIRE LIFE and i want it put on my grave

    Twitter: @kristinascotto

    18. This complaint with a qualifier:

    text from Greg: "I know I'm a horrible roommate/part of why you can't trust men but it's 5am and you've been playing Mariah Carey for 3 hours and I'm going..."

    19. This concern over a cat being a cat:

    This might be the funniest text I've ever gotten from my mom

    Twitter: @gremuir

    20. This valid question:

    mood from texts

    21. This hilarious wrong number text:

    22. This DoorDash driver's confusion:

    The world would be bleak without DoorDash drivers

    Twitter: @decentbirthday

    23. This relatable sentiment:

    "Also I got a tiny rubber baby for 95 cents" then a picture of it next to a coin, and a text from Dad saying "this little plastique l'enfants by the computer vexes and haunts me"

    24. This example of a dad knowing his child far too well:

    text from Dad: "Why the sudden interest in violin?" response: "idk i just want to" Dad: "What anime character plays violin"

    25. This interesting goodnight message:

    text from Mom: "In my life there are no good signs! Only death and destruction! Night night

    26. This incorrect assumption:

    "I don't even know what a Claire's is but from what I've gathered it's a goth cotsco" response: "you couldn't be any more incorrect"

    27. This parental drama:

    28. And finally, this hilarious drunk message:

    text asks person to pick them up because they're drunk, then says they don't have to anymore because they're home — the person replies "yes, I was aware of that after dropping you off at home"