1. This misunderstanding:
aight imma head out
2. And this one:
3. This wonderful series of questions:
incredible conversation with my straight male friend
Here's the whole convo:

4. This amazing party idea:
Please look at this text I just received from my boyfriend and yes you have the same amount of context as I do
5. This interest-sharing text that I hope was a joke:
i think about this text i received a few years ago all the damn time
Here's the full text:

6. This misunderstanding:
why’d my dad say this
7. This terrifying text:
this is probably the worst text i have ever received from my landlord
8. This fast switch-up:
Message from the dog groomers
Here's the whole exchange:

9. This fairly good point:

11. This father-child rebellion planning:

12. This evidence that Miley Stewart was committing identity fraud:

15. This strange check-in:

17. This text that I MUST know the story behind:
This is the funniest text i have ever received in my ENTIRE LIFE and i want it put on my grave
18. This complaint with a qualifier:

19. This concern over a cat being a cat:
This might be the funniest text I've ever gotten from my mom
22. This DoorDash driver's confusion:
The world would be bleak without DoorDash drivers
23. This relatable sentiment:

24. This example of a dad knowing his child far too well:

25. This interesting goodnight message:

26. This incorrect assumption:

27. This parental drama:
28. And finally, this hilarious drunk message:
