Posted on Feb 23, 2024

Americans May Be The Dumbest People On The Internet, And These 44 Posts From The Last Month Prove It

"When your culture develops the world, creates the global hegemony, and is responsible for 90% of advancements...you are the main character."

by Hannah Marder

BuzzFeed Staff

"say what you want. america is the reason you have cars." reply: "that's germany"

social media post asking if US money can be used in Ireland, Scotland, England or if Euros are needed

person claims american accent is unmodified/the absence of an accent while others try to convince them they're wrong

"America is the greatest country God ever created. If it were not for America you would all be speaking German. Your welcome"

"the rest of the world, keep your voices low and your eyes lowered. i promise you, you do not want americans to care about your sports. if we do, say goodbye to every single championship your minds can conjure"

person says it's amazing guitar strings don't break more during big events like the Super Bowl, then suggests the whole planet watches the Super Bowl

"most of the world doesn't know what the super bowl is" reply: "most of the world isn't free and relies on americans to protect them"

A cylindrical sundial casts a shadow on its numbered base, indicating the time in military time - someone comments saying it'd be cool if it worked in 12-hour time as they're american and can't read military time

liberian flag with someone saying it should have 52 stars, then another replying it's the liberian flag and that the us flag has 50 stars, and another person saying liberals don't have a flag

complaint about misspellings in a book but they're all just the british spelling of words

person says "it's spelled color" and that american spelling should rule because america is better in every way

person says americans perfected the english language while another person says it's the brits who changed the language

american claims rugby was too easy for them, and another person replies saying the us has never won the rugby world cup

"there's no way world cup is more viewed than the superbowl"

"europeans will never get to experience having grown men yell at the screen like they're coaching the team watching football"

person argues about american english, money, and inventions being more widespread, and is quickly corrected

person says "we use MPH in this country" and another replies they're talking about an australian magazine. another argues that the internet is american

"he looks very white for a spanish guy" reply: "ever been to spain? 90% of spaniards have fair skin"

"*Europeans forgetting Americans are also Europeans*"

person claims america is "in the middle of the earth, so like the middle hemisphere, so everyone else copies" in terms of seasons

american who lived in germany says no one there bought him a beer and america has been taken for granted, then says "there is not a european alive today who can say, i remember the time when the countries of europe defended themselves"

Social media screenshot of a comment saying "But Germans drink warm beer! But everywhere but America drinks beer warm."

person says they don't get why the uk/europe uses km because it's useless

person writes that someone rolled up a euro, then another person says it takes place in the uk

person claims super bowl viewers average 1 billion and many of those people aren't even american

person says they're proud to be 1/4 italian even though they have no italian heritage

person says european parenting isn't a thing because countries raise kids different ways, and another replies country differences are similar to differences between us states

person mocks british pronunciation of words, and british person says "it's our language." First person says "nah it's ours now, our culture is everywhere"

"american here, we don't give AF about y'all comparing viewers, our teams are worth more than any of y'all soccer teams so stop worrying bout us, y'all wish y'all were american, clowns"

Image of two Heinz Tomato Ketchup bottles, one from the US and one from the UK, showing different ingredients, with someone replying "what?!? no tomato concentrate or corn syrup? it's no wonder you folks lost your empire"

person says the cost of living crisis is caused by the biden presidency and another replying they're in the UK. Third person says "every economy in the world is downstream for the united states federal resevre"

"celsius is used by communists. fahrenheit is used for freedom" reply: "dumbest comment of the week, congratulations"

BBC video with comment "can you do this report with someone who doesn't have a british accent" and reply "BBC...BRITISH broadcasting company"

person asking what would happen if wars were just melee combat and another claiming China or India might come out on top due to large populations, though the US might beat them because Americans are "naturally bigger"

person says they've traveled to 20 countries and never found someone who doesn't like an american, then says america invented other countries' modern conveniences

post claims european cities are stuck in the past in terms of architecture and that us architecture has been adopted worldwide

"pretty sure this only happens in the americas" reply: "lol did you not read OP's post? He mentioned Cancun and Jamaica...which are not in America. Know geography much? Also, you can drop the 'the.' It's just 'America'"

"400 years and we've done more than most of the world has done in thousands. so yeah, focusing on our own 50 mini countries instead of europe is more important"

"the entirety of europe can fit into one of our states, yet europeans can't even point out states/countries in the western hemisphere. so yes, you exaggerate the importance of your tiny region"

person credits many foods worldwide to americans

person says american cities would be the envy of the world if car culture and racism didn't mess them up, and another person says american cities are the envy of the world, with third and fourth people disagreeing

person making fun of american chik-fil-a concoction of cheese, sauce, chicken, and fries and american replying "enjoy your bean sandwiches in your third world european country"

Swiss Franc banknotes captioned "swiss francs&lt;&lt;&lt;euros" with person commenting "that's like 2 cents in the US"

"this is the internet, not america. americans with their main character syndrome" reply: "it's not a syndrome. when your culture develops the world, creates the global hegemony, and is responsible for 90% of advancements...you are the main character"

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