Internet Finds·Posted on May 14, 2022101 Tweets That Gave Me A Little Chuckle In A Horrid World"If Bowser kidnapped my wife, I would not be saying 'wahoo' no matter how fun the jump was."by Hannah MarderBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Recently I've been rounding up some of my favorite-ever tweets, and welp...it looks like I had a lot more than I thought! Here are 101 more tweets that are a bright spot in this cruel world. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 1. Laura Lovette | Travel, Books & Prints @laurajlovette Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1000s of pictures you have of them sleeping 09:31 PM - 19 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @laurajlovette 2. Amanda Clanton @pepperclanton look for the girl with the broken smile, ask her if she opa gangnam style 07:23 PM - 27 Apr 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @pepperclanton 3. Sloth “Miserable” Babaganoosh, MD, PhD @PunishedHavoc no way in hell these two are played by the same actor 04:01 PM - 09 Oct 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Compass International Pictures / New Line Cinema / Twitter: @PunishedHavoc 4. hanifah @baakwaaas the idea of being married is so weird like what if I’m having a sad moment late at night and I wanna cry in bed and then there’s just some guy there?? 02:02 AM - 07 Dec 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @baakwaaas 5. Dan Sandison @DanMUNDIAL Finally made a start on The Sopranos. Can see why you all love it so much. Absolutely brilliant. 08:28 AM - 16 Oct 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Sony Pictures Releasing / Twitter: @DanMUNDIAL 6. mars @mrdcksprkr andrew garfield is british the same way that timothee chalamet is american 05:12 AM - 30 Dec 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mrdcksprkr 7. shiv roy ⭐️ @siobhanswrld Me 2 martinis in responding to all stories like they’re meant for me 12:35 AM - 12 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Warner Bros. Pictures / Twitter: @siobhanswrld 8. Brooke March @Brooke_L_March Do you remember when your mom would take you shopping and you would come home and do a “fashion show” for your dad who was half asleep on the couch and would give you a nod and a “very nice” for every outfit or was that just my family. 08:04 AM - 28 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @brooke_l_march 9. 🍓 the fruit freak 🍌 @dafruitfreak If bowser kidnapped my wife, I would not be saying "wahoo" no matter how fun the jump was 12:57 AM - 05 May 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @dafruitfreak 10. JP @jpbrammer I don’t think Dasani wants to be bottled water I think her passions are elsewhere 05:52 PM - 22 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jpbrammer 11. S.LIZ @slizagna woman: aw he’s so cute me: thanks he’s a rescue my boyfriend: stop telling people that 08:20 PM - 24 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @slizagna 12. soul nate @MNateShyamalan every college tour guide: you may think you know squirrels, but you better strap the fuck in while i tell you about our special little guys 04:58 PM - 18 Jan 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MNateShyamalan 13. 🎄Kirstie Kringle🎄 @kirstie_talbot I don’t think this is the coughing emoji. 07:34 PM - 12 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @kirstie_talbot 14. Natalie Dunlap @natd_lap Journalism kids are theater kids that can’t sing 05:23 PM - 13 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @natd_lap I'm in this picture and I don't like it. 15. I.G.Y. azalea @HaitianDvorce 02:34 AM - 08 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @HaitianDvorce 16. Alex Grannell @alexgrannelluno Dunno why I feel shame at basic things, carrying my loaf through town cause I can’t fit it into my bag and I just feel like people are pointing going “AH HA HERE COMES LOAF BOY, YOU FUCKING STUPID BREADY GHOUL” while I just cry and scuttle away like the yeasty fool I am 04:05 PM - 02 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @alexgrannelluno 17. charlie @chunkbardey cannot fucking stand a wine glass. disaster waiting to happen. engineered to make me look like an idiot for breaking it. i will not be your patsy 01:13 AM - 06 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @chunkbardey 18. soul nate @MNateShyamalan dream logic is so weird. you’ll be exploring an underwater shipwreck but you’ll also be like “this is the walmart that my dad owns.” 01:37 PM - 16 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MNateShyamalan 19. chris awesome @ihavedisease Birds are just named stuff like Hotbreasted Milf and no one does anything about it 09:44 PM - 28 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ihavedisease 20. Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle there’s something so vulnerable about walking into someone’s bathroom and encountering their squatty potty 08:37 PM - 06 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SydneyBattle 21. the hype @TheHyyyype timothee chalamet is the tom cruise of michael ceras 08:17 PM - 23 Feb 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @TheHyyyype 22. tea ☕️ @ahumblebunnie if ur in her dms and i'm in her dms, then who's flying the plane?! 08:41 PM - 20 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ahumblebunnie 23. $𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy y’all remember in first grade when we were just chillin in class then somebody threw up outta nowhere 08:41 PM - 03 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @slvppy 24. meredith @dietz_meredith my dad just texted "can you give me a call" so either he wants to say hi or my whole family is dead. could be both 07:17 PM - 02 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @dietz_meredith 25. emma lord @dilemmalord this tumblr post deserves to be put in history textbooks 01:59 AM - 18 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @dilemmalord 26. kate’s bush @iamkatesbush babybel cheeses trying to convince you to buy them in the dairy section: 04:38 AM - 04 May 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Arturo Holmes/MG22 / Getty Images for The Met Museum/Vogue / Twitter: @iamkatesbush 27. elle was a mistake @ellewasamistake i ain't victim-blaming, but why tf was an egg sitting on a wall 09:39 AM - 23 Feb 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ellewasamistake 28. todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol starting a text with lmao but then also ending the text with lmao and having to decide where the lmao is more serviceable 01:54 AM - 05 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @doinkpatrol 29. Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle credit card chip machines are like: - DO NOT remove your card - DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card - take out your card immediately or I’m burning this place to the ground 06:48 PM - 02 Jan 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @tacko_belle 30. Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle whenever someone in a movie yells "the portal's closing!!!!!" i'm like ok but you've never seen it before so how do u even know 06:48 AM - 23 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @SydneyBattle 31. Ron Iver @ronnui_ Do dogs understand elevators or are they just like ok it's time to get into the world changer 04:06 PM - 21 Feb 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ronnui_ 32. Amber Treadway @treadway_amber Where did Scar's accent come from. Did he study abroad 01:17 AM - 03 Mar 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @treadway_amber 33. Johnny Berchtold 🎃🔪 @JohnnyBerchtold What if when u die and ur life flashes before ur eyes it’s just one of those collages ur photo album app makes 04:59 AM - 25 Dec 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @JohnnyBerchtold 34. broti gupta @BrotiGupta Do they know about ABBA in mamma Mia 03:39 AM - 13 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BrotiGupta 35. Fay Lane @faera_lane I have said it before and I will say it again, modern bathtubs are too damn small. I want to feel like the kraken moving ponderously through ocean depths, not like a potato wedged in a tailpipe. 03:16 PM - 04 Feb 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @faera_lane 36. Anna Drezen @annadrezen Do you think in the Middle Ages people were like "Okay does literally everyone have the plague right now? Lol I feel like every person I've ever met has the plague right now" 04:47 PM - 24 Dec 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @annadrezen 37. ye @yedoye_ could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to capri sun my legs all summer 04:35 PM - 18 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @yedoye_ 38. slate @PleaseBeGneiss dr seuss: it’s a cat in a hat me: oh my god that’s cute dr seuss: he’s 6’4. and it’s a weird hat me: what the hell man 02:07 AM - 05 May 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @PleaseBeGneiss 39. SexBreakfast 🇨🇦 @sexbreakfast365 Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Attack while they’re distracted. 03:08 PM - 01 May 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sexbreakfast365 40. zae | son of apollo @itszaeok why my eye doctor giggling down bc i can't see. we did the eye chart and i was saying the numbers i saw. she was like there are no numbers in this baby only letters... humbled me bad like... 06:37 PM - 29 Apr 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @itszaeok 41. 2000s @PopCulture2000s first photo taken during the discovery of spain 07:24 PM - 27 Apr 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Disney Channel / Twitter: @PopCulture2000s 42. rob 🇩🇴 @catholicdad420 this is a minor villain in a stop motion Wes Anderson https://t.co/bTFiQpYjPd 07:36 PM - 12 Nov 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @catholicdad420 43. Bryan Cogman @cogman_bryan My 8 year old doesn’t want to be cast as Zazu in his ‘Lion King’ school play cuz he recently played Iago in ‘Aladdin’ and fears being typecast as birds. 02:06 PM - 10 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @cogman_bryan 44. Nellington Da Great 🧲🙏🏽 @NellJuggernaut When you accidentally eat a Dorito vertically: 02:50 PM - 11 Nov 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Nickelodeon / Twitter: @NellJuggernaut 45. ONeillJones @ONeillJones Y’all think there are vampires that eat garlic even tho they’re not supposed to? Like lactose intolerant people who refuse to give up cheese 03:38 PM - 10 Nov 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ONeillJones 46. Iris✨ @Jest_Iris cheshire cat: we're all mad here me: at me??? 02:15 PM - 21 Oct 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Jest_Iris 47. stefi 53 days @httpsdeckerstar ao3 writers are a whole other bread. i feel so bad for laughing but this is dedication 11:08 AM - 11 Oct 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @httpsdeckerstar 48. bethany @fiImgal everyday i wake up feeling thankful that the mamma mia movies were made before james corden was cast in musicals 02:57 PM - 08 Oct 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @fiImgal 49. Dr Eva Burke @Eva_B89 "No, I thought he was away on business. I'm terribly worried, detectives." https://t.co/RtMT4S31Lt 11:23 PM - 05 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Eva_B89 50. kevtey @yourDreamgul get that tattoo, ur family is already disappointed in you 02:08 PM - 04 Oct 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @yourDreamgul 51. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @zoemcmahon my bf used to use dawn dish soap as body wash and he said “if it’s good enough to clean ducks, it’s good enough to clean me” 🤦♀️ https://t.co/BOe58BtHKJ 06:22 PM - 15 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @zoemcmahon 52. mehole fartin @abbiehive Do celebrities have to do jury duty? Imagine standing trial and you just see Beyoncé sitting there 07:49 PM - 17 Feb 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @abbiehive 53. Amy @lolennui this looks like a commercial for anxiety medication 01:57 AM - 30 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Paramount Pictures / Twitter: @lolennui 54. merritt k @merrittk Look, do I regret betraying my siblings? Sure. Would I do it again for the great taste of Turkish delight? Of course I would 02:28 AM - 23 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @merrittk 55. Shrek @shreketc the most tragic fate in film history 07:06 PM - 08 Oct 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite DreamWorks / Twitter: @shreketc 56. Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus hey this is CVS. we filled your prescription. can u come pick it up in the next 17 seconds or should we light it on fire in the parking lot 06:24 PM - 17 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sarahclazarus 57. Sara-Paige Silvestro @sarapaige__ whenever I'm sad I think about how my boyfriend thought "antipasta" was "every Italian food that's not pasta", implying a great intra-italian struggle between pasta and not pasta 06:58 PM - 13 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @sarapaige__ 58. chareth cutestory @crocfanpage wow, ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of his salads. didn’t realize he was a roman dictator :/ 05:01 PM - 09 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @crocfanpage 59. Chilliam Fancyson @Keefler_Elf gonna be honest with u guys. i don’t understand how the gas nozzle knows when to stop 07:02 PM - 29 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Keefler_Elf 60. jason alexander @IJasonAlexander Ok, sure - we all know some letters fell off. But for the life of me I can’t figure out what the hell donut it was supposed to be. 02:39 PM - 26 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @IJasonAlexander 61. 🦕pat.🦕 @patsatweetin me: i'll have the sloppy joe wife: this is a fancy restaurant, idiot me: apologies, I'll have the uncouth joseph waiter: excellent choice, sir 12:33 PM - 03 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @patsatweetin 62. rebecca 69 @badbadhuman If ur 1st day of college went bad remember I signed up for pro life society accidentally because I thought they were just pumped for general life 06:38 PM - 07 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @badbadhuman 63. lacey - read LIES WITHIN @byelacey no one: me at 3am: what devastation was team rocket protecting the world from? what did they know 06:32 PM - 14 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @byelacey 64. Benjamin @HoneycuttArt Did the person who invented the phrase “one-hit wonder” invent any other popular phrases? 04:35 AM - 01 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @HoneycuttArt 65. krystal @krysstaljimenez My dad trying to comfort me like 04:21 PM - 31 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @krysstaljimenez 66. 𝘼𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 🪐 Backup acct. @AustSpins955 Ready to strut it out and walk a mile 😌 06:42 PM - 31 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @AustSpins955 67. morgan @CheezBurgrLuvr Those who do not learn from history… are doomed to repeat it 01:29 PM - 26 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @CheezBurgrLuvr 68. Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp Love how the airport is like do you want to pick someone up? Please do! Just don’t even THINK about stopping your car keep it moving they can jump in 03:20 AM - 28 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @alyssalimp 69. Chris @chrisaileo never using doordash again wtf 10:12 PM - 23 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @chrisaileo 70. ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby 05:30 PM - 22 Dec 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @holy_schnitt 71. Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn do you beLIVE in LAUGH after LOVE 01:00 PM - 16 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @CBThorburn 72. jatsby @betrayedbygod starting a job feels like you’re a new character on the ninth season of a tv show 12:14 AM - 16 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @betrayedbygod 73. soul nate @MNateShyamalan it’s only called tokyo drifting if youre in the tokyo region of japan. everywhere else it’s just sparkling vroom vroom 01:50 PM - 13 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MNateShyamalan 74. Zyrtec Papi @random_weighs Bugs with wings are so pressed. You got the whole world to fly around but you wanna be in my face. Move, broke ass. 06:12 PM - 11 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @random_weighs 75. 𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 @Devon_OnEarth Fucking sick of going on hero's journeys. Nothing I hate less than attempting to go home only to find the journey has changed me so fundamentally that I can no longer return 11:45 AM - 12 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Devon_OnEarth 76. LJ😼 @crotchner my dad wants to road trip to JFKs death site to “see if the FBI missed anything” why can’t you just be NORMAL 03:20 PM - 08 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @crotchner 77. Jimmy @lieslmao how do lawyers not cry when arguing 07:50 PM - 24 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @lieslmao 78. ThickyRicky @theeRicoTaquito My brain to the name of the person that just introduced themselves to me 10:33 PM - 21 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Pixar / Twitter: @theeRicoTaquito 79. Marc @MarcSnetiker Imagine an e-mail finding you well 05:35 PM - 01 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @marcsnetiker 80. dj fuck @eggshellfriend I want to get black out drunk in Roku City 01:05 AM - 10 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @eggshellfriend 81. austin @floridamanaustn My gummy vitamins melted together so I’m just gonna take a bite out of this every day instead of letting them go to waste 04:14 PM - 07 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @floridamanaustn 82. 𝑮 ♡ @highitsg not saying i want to experience demonic possession but it might be a nice lil break to let someone else steer for a while 05:27 PM - 11 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @highitsg 83. Chase Hendrickson 😵💫 @Chase_Hend First day at his new job, wish him luck 03:05 PM - 07 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Chase_Hend 84. bailey moon @Baileymoon15 just watched someone speed eat 4 hard boiled eggs out of a plastic bag because they didn’t want tsa to confiscate them 08:44 PM - 31 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Baileymoon15 85. ꧁Madimoiselle꧂ @drivingmemadi my anxiety my anxiety mixed with an iced coffee 08:56 PM - 09 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Universal Pictures / Associated Film Distribution / Twitter: @drivingmemadi 86. AC Tatum @actatumonline Charcuterie ain’t nothing but some Lunchables that went to Harvard. 12:27 AM - 22 Feb 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @actatumonline 87. Ben Rosen @ben_rosen 02:09 AM - 13 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ben_rosen 88. carter hambley @carterhambley being a security guard at the hospital is exhausting. every time i see the grim reaper i gotta hit that silly motherfucker with my car 04:52 AM - 02 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @carterhambley 89. Daisy Alioto @daisandconfused just spent so long prying my step grandmother’s locket open and it was 100% worth it 05:08 PM - 30 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @daisandconfused 90. ¢orie @corietjohnson sadly i do think my last words will be "not me dying" 11:25 PM - 25 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @corietjohnson 91. nash flynn @itsnashflynn snow white broke into a house in the woods and did chores. wow, boring. goldilocks, the true hero, broke in to a house, made some judgements, and then took a nap. i have no notes 09:52 PM - 25 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @itsnashflynn 92. Julie Greiner @JulieAbridged 11 years since I was happy 09:30 PM - 15 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @JulieAbridged 93. meredith @dietz_meredith why does no one tell you that when you pick out a pair of athletic shorts from tj maxx at fourteen yrs old, you are in fact making a decision that will last longer than any of your adult relationships 02:35 PM - 14 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @dietz_meredith 94. paisa marquez sanroman @paisa_marquez I get married tomorrow, just making sure we still good 🤣🤣🤣 04:22 AM - 03 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @paisa_marquez 95. Harry Hill @veryharryhill To my mother, who taught me that it’s OK to put your kids second ❤️ 07:02 PM - 08 May 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite The CW / Twitter: @veryharryhill 96. Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy “Your password must include a special character” *sigh* alright let me go put on a wig real quick 06:43 PM - 25 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @vinn_ayy 97. Iris✨ @Jest_Iris My earliest memory of mansplaining 10:18 PM - 08 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jest_iris 98. Kedzie Teller @Kedz Me buying another iced coffee when I’m already shaking and light headed. 01:10 PM - 30 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite traceeellisross / Instagram / instagram.com / Twitter: @kedz 99. TEA POE @tayarisha i do wish we had lowercase numerals, sometimes 1234567890 all feel so loud 09:25 PM - 30 Dec 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @tayarisha 100. Chase Bernstein @Chase__Chase 1 out of every 3 blueberries is an absolute nightmare 10:48 PM - 08 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Chase__Chase 101. Eddie Doh’grou @didgeridougrou A “beyond burger” implies the existence of a “bed burger ” and a “bath burger” 02:18 PM - 18 Oct 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @didgeridougrou