If life were a video game, there would be some "cheat codes" that might actually get you pretty far. Then there are others you might want to steer clear of. Redditor u/SunZuu asked, "What are some cheat codes you've found in the game of life?" And well...you might want to try these at your own risk.
1. "97.8 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot to win an argument. Try it."
2. "If a product breaks long before it should have but outside of the return policy, buy a new one, and return the old one in the new one's packaging."
"The retailer will send it back to the manufacturer. It's slightly unethical (I don't abuse this), but I am tired of buying products that seem to be designed to break." —u/deleted
3. "At a burrito shop, get half of one protein and half of another. They usually end up giving you like 20% more protein, and it's more flavorful."
4. "Fritos are very flammable and will burn very hot for quite some time."
5. "I used to work news, and they gave us a large sign to put in our cars that read, 'on assignment.' It allowed me to park anywhere I wanted without worrying about getting a ticket."
6. "I had a professor in college who, while lecturing, suddenly let out a huge fart. Without pausing, he turned his head as if talking to someone behind him, said, 'Gesundheit,' and continued lecturing as if nothing had happened."
7. "If you have an erection, flex a muscle (any muscle) and keep it flexed. The erection will go away."
8. "If you start crying, people will often be too startled to pry into your business or to scold you."
9. "Marry into a wealthy family."
10. "No one stops a guy or girl carrying a pizza. It can get you backstage to concerts."
11. "Keep a hardhat and a tie in your trunk. You can go anywhere with a hardhat and a tie."
12. "Sleep a few hours later so you don't have to pay for lunch."
13. "Don't be the guy with a boat. Be friends with the guy with a boat.
14. "Always throw on a coat before answering the door. If it's someone you don't want to see, you can just tell them you're on the way out."
15. "Always brush your teeth in the shower. You stay nice and warm, save some time, and makes for easy clean up."
16. "Use refried beans as glue to hold the tortilla closed on your burrito."
17. "At the movies, stick a straw in the popcorn, and pour the butter down the straw. It evenly distributes the butter to the middle and bottom of the bag."
18. "If someone tells you they have pierced nipples, they want to show you they have pierced nipples."
19. "Wear a Bob Marley shirt when on vacation. The weed then finds YOU."
20. "Airport parking is really expensive overnight. Take an extra 10 minutes once you get back, walk to the ticket dispenser, print a new ticket, and use the new one when exiting."
"Warning: This cheat code may increase your wanted level." —non_est_anima_mea
21. "When booking a hotel, always say it's your anniversary. I do it all the time, and have gotten everything from a free bottle of champagne to a room upgrade."
