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16 Crimes Against Pizza That'll Make You Say WHY???

Shame on you people.

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1. This pizza topped with Peeps.

Even on Easter, this is sacrilegious.
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Even on Easter, this is sacrilegious.

2. And this baked bean situation.

You could not pay me to put this in my mouth.
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You could not pay me to put this in my mouth.

3. This cheese slice that's been perverted by strawberries.

Just why?
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Just why?

4. And this inedible looking rainbow slice.

It looks like a unicorn vomited all over the cheese.
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It looks like a unicorn vomited all over the cheese.

5. How about this seafood pizza?

OK at the very least, they could have de-shelled the prawns.
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OK at the very least, they could have de-shelled the prawns.

6. And this paella pie.

There are certainly better ways to eat shellfish.
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There are certainly better ways to eat shellfish.

7. This cold, sad cheese slice.

Was this a conscious decision? It takes legit one minute to melt cheese.
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Was this a conscious decision? It takes legit one minute to melt cheese.

8. And this pie topped with mandarin oranges.

So. Slimy.
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So. Slimy.

9. Avert your eyes from this candy corn catastrophe.

What monster decided to do this?
@steadylaughs

What monster decided to do this?

10. And this pickle-studded slice.

Whyyyyyyyy?
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Whyyyyyyyy?

11. What sociopath who decided to put peanut butter on his leftovers?

Peanut butter tastes good on almost anything, but that's fucked up man.
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Peanut butter tastes good on almost anything, but that's fucked up man.

12. This sad excuse for a "salad" slice

When trying to eat healthy goes very wrong.
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When trying to eat healthy goes very wrong.

13. And this curious looking spaghetti slice.

Surely there is a better noodle to put on top of pizza. Baked ziti, anyone?
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Surely there is a better noodle to put on top of pizza. Baked ziti, anyone?

14. This pizza that has been taken over by anchovies.

That's about 10 too many tiny hairy fish.
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That's about 10 too many tiny hairy fish.

15. This hot dog pizza.

Things have gone too far.
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Things have gone too far.

16. And this avocado slice.

Was avocado toast not enough for you hipsters?
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Was avocado toast not enough for you hipsters?

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