The British public are hot for Ed Miliband.
It's all a bit confusing.
But it seems to be happening.
Is he trying to set our loins on fire?
And what sexually active man or woman in Britain could forget this photo?
Maybe it's his certain special way of looking right at the camera?
It's like he's looking right at us.
Ed, what are you doing to us??
The people have spoken, and the verdict is 😍