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Make Some Random Choices And I'll Tell You If You'll Die Next Year

What would you spend your ideal Saturday doing?

Finally, what type of food are your craving right now?

Sike! One more question! Pick Right or Left.

Not literally death, but when the Chinese delivery guy gets your order wrong, you'll start to ball up and cry until your soul just dies inside because, damn, you wanted that general tso's chicken. Instead, he gave you FRICKIN' CHOW MEIN! WHO GETS THOSE TWO SCREWED UP?! DAMN YOU BOB THE DELIVERY GUY!

You will face sudden death.

Yay! Another year of misery, work, school, and crying yourself to sleep!

You'll survive.

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Make Some Random Choices And I'll Tell You If You'll Die Next Year

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