We all know Winnie The Pooh — the honey-loving cutie from our childhood.
So when I saw that he was trending on Twitter, I was expecting to see Pooh and friends getting up to something adorable in the Hundred Acre Wood.
But I couldn't have been more wrong.
It turns out the tubby little cub is the star of an upcoming horror film, Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, and guys, this Winnie is nothing like you've ever seen before.
Yep, Blood and Honey will see Pooh and his bestie, Piglet, going on a slashing spree after being abandoned by Christopher Robin.
This Pooh is just really, really scary.
And Piglet has tusks!
If you hadn't already gathered, this remake has nothing to do with Disney. A.A Milne's original Winnie-the-Pooh stories entered the public domain at the start of this year, and Jagged Edge Productions wasted no time bringing this terrifying project to life.
And although Tigger and some of the other characters we know and love won't be in the movie, Eeyore's tombstone appears in one scene. How did he die, I hear you ask. Well, he was eaten by a starving Pooh and Piglet.
Obviously, people have opinions.
A few aren't happy that their childhood fave has been altered so drastically....
that Winnie the Pooh horror movie makes me actively upset I hope the person who came up with that stubs their toe today
There are a lot of questions...
Winnie the Pooh gone be slicing mfs & saying “Oh Brother” after he get bIood on his crop top. Who’s responsible 😭 https://t.co/l6n8oukxl7
Which one of y’all got too high and asked for a Winnie The Pooh horror movie
Not even a full year after Winnie the Pooh becomes public domain and y’all are already turning him into a serial killer. What does that say about humanity?
But mostly, people are amused at the prospect of seeing Pooh and Piglet in a different light.
winnie the pooh: blood and honey should recreate this scene but with a body being pulled apart
I hope somewhere some Disney lawyer is tearing their hair out trying to scour “Winnie the Pooh - Blood and Honey” for anything infringing lol
martin scorsese: wahhhhh my pussy hurts cinema is bad rn what happened to the art form winnie the pooh horror movie: