25 Funny Quote Tweets That Prove People Can Make Anything Funny

    Twitter: where everyone's a comedian.

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    Twitter: @Cassiesmyth

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    JOECHELLA https://t.co/I2Pmoc2U6C

    Twitter: @bklynb4by

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    Children under 5, actually. https://t.co/IT8S6KykhD

    Twitter: @OgLakyn

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    Zendaya everytime tom holland buys new pants : https://t.co/7nTaNGF5G8

    Twitter: @TheAfify

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    she really has the beautifully intense energy of a girl you meet in a club bathroom at 1am https://t.co/Z05dyyLqwe

    Twitter: @lucyj_ford

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    The Girls Are Fighting: an analysis of aging academics and their fear of progress in the field https://t.co/eMf3oG7SwH

    Twitter: @katewritesgreat

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    Twitter: @boredhubpremium

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    Tumble out of bed And stumble to the kitchen https://t.co/6J5ODr6sVl

    Twitter: @dawheee

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    John Wilkes Booth: https://t.co/4nQRsSblA6

    Twitter: @MITSKlSUS

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    Oh my kids r gonna hate me 😭 https://t.co/reBrscc9cI

    Twitter: @NAOMlPlNK

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    Twitter: @OscarTheGrouch

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    Twitter: @killahBEENbee

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    they were the zendaya and law of panem https://t.co/OZqK0VGw08

    Twitter: @genzalternative

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    I thought he was hosting SNL https://t.co/khOfz3R0sx

    Twitter: @awkvanmills

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    My dog can text me https://t.co/2u38b0podw

    Twitter: @camillard

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    Cut my life into pieces https://t.co/ccLiCdvTIn

    Twitter: @vickyallover

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    So I saw this wee clown fella down the sewer. I say wee but truth be told he was about 6 foot 3, or was it 6 foot 4? Can't be sure because there was a balloon in the way. But anyway he was around 6 foot 4, let's say 6 foot 3 and a half to be safe, and he had this big grin on https://t.co/NBkxKJmud7

    Twitter: @Cassiesmyth

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    why does she look like she’s threatening gotham on live television here https://t.co/QyR7eksPS4

    Twitter: @paulswhtn

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    They were just going from Victoria Station to Victoria Coach Station https://t.co/sBMY6HfiLQ

    Twitter: @kezurgh

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    [Benoit Blanc in Shakira's house] It appeeyaz that the jayum has been eatuhn. But Gerard, you don't like jayum. https://t.co/UGvM9rsnkM

    Twitter: @michaelcollado

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    my hungry ass thought this was 9/11 https://t.co/kXY31WqSkU

    Twitter: @casEymig

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    Why does it look like he’s about to be on an episode of Hannah Montana https://t.co/GPwDCNbbGb

    Twitter: @adaenechi

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    The inside of this shark looks like Kim Kardashian’s house. https://t.co/sUYHAJCTAM

    Twitter: @StephanieYeboah

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    Some phone signal she’s getting down there https://t.co/ekPSoGrXJ2

    Twitter: @skagtrendy91

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    They have this already btw it’s called church https://t.co/1vL84cTK5V

    Twitter: @chlosih

    Thumbnail credits: 20th Century Fox / BBC