Books·Posted on 16 Apr 2020Sparknotes Makes Memes About Literature, And You Need To See Them"You're in his DMs, I'm locked in his attic but occasionally I'll sneak out to set stuff on fire. We're not the same."by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail We all know that Sparknotes are the unsung hero of the literature game, but you might not be aware that they have some pretty hilarious tweets that are sure to make any bookworm laugh out loud. 1. On old school literary techniques: SparkNotes @SparkNotes 19th-century authors 04:39 PM - 13 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. On secret ex wives: SparkNotes @SparkNotes You're in his DMs, I'm locked in his attic but occasionally I'll sneak out to set stuff on fire. We're not the same. 04:05 PM - 11 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. On being an evil count: SparkNotes @SparkNotes might mess around and | 👀 | \ / ____| |_____ / ✊__/ \_✊ employ a series of disguises to steal the baudelaire fortune 04:33 PM - 27 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. On bad boyfriends: SparkNotes @SparkNotes Ladies, if he has: - no character development - a real knack for propelling the story forward - personality traits that contrast those of your primary love interest He's not your man, he's a plot device. 03:38 PM - 17 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. On excelling in your career: SparkNotes @SparkNotes JOB HUNTING - stressful - frustrating - a job in itself TAKING CAREER ADVICE FROM THREE WITCHES ON THE HEATH - ominous and cool - guaranteed results - you don't even have to do anything besides slay duncan and frame the servants. anyway your wife can help with that 07:07 PM - 06 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. On repeatable formats: SparkNotes @SparkNotes Shakespeare writing a play in which someone dies an easily preventable death due to a minor misunderstanding 04:04 PM - 10 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. On crappy disguises: SparkNotes @SparkNotes A Shakespeare character: *wears a thinly veiled disguise* Their closest friends and family: 02:23 PM - 16 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. On ghosting: SparkNotes @SparkNotes Cutting off all Appearing to communication Macbeth at a with someone banquet as a you're dating silent but haunting reminder of his sins 🤝 Ghosting 03:57 PM - 21 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. On getting dumped at the altar: SparkNotes @SparkNotes MOVING ON AFTER A BREAK-UP - healthy, mature SWEARING OFF ALL MEN & LIVING OUT THE REST OF YOUR DAYS WEARING A TATTERED OLD WEDDING DRESS IN A RUINED MANSION, HEART CONSUMED WITH BITTERNESS - a satisfying alternative, and a vibe 06:42 PM - 19 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. On being romantic: SparkNotes @SparkNotes Date ideas for Valentine's Day: - Get dinner - See a movie - Resurface after 5 years with a large fortune and a new identity to win the heart of the girl you love - Throw a party that symbolizes the moral corruption and superficiality of the rich - Die in a pool 06:25 PM - 14 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. On going stir crazy: SparkNotes @SparkNotes social distancing, day 1: I'm going to take this time to relax, self-reflect, maybe do some journaling social distancing, day 37: there's a woman in the wallpaper and I need to get her out 03:22 PM - 09 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. On TMI: SparkNotes @SparkNotes 06:08 PM - 25 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. On being professional: SparkNotes @SparkNotes Signing off an e-mail with WARM REGARDS: - boring - impersonal Signing off an e-mail with GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE, AND FLIGHTS OF ANGELS SING THEE TO THY REST: - unexpected - very personal - you've got your bases covered just in case they die 06:51 PM - 04 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. On living in a society: SparkNotes @SparkNotes no, YOU live in a society. I live on a deserted island with a bunch of british choir boys who were a little TOO quick to start murdering pigs with pointy sticks if we're being totally honest 05:32 PM - 11 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. On transformations: SparkNotes @SparkNotes WAKING UP EARLY - horrible WAKING FROM UNEASY DREAMS TO FIND YOURSELF TRANSFORMED INTO A GIGANTIC INSECT - honestly? preferable - you can stay home all the time - sure your family resents you now, but at least they bring you food 06:46 PM - 09 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. On the sanctity of marriage: SparkNotes @SparkNotes Call me old-fashioned, but I believe marriage should be between one person who murders the king of Scotland and another person who finishes the job when the first person panics 04:57 PM - 22 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. On plot twists: SparkNotes @SparkNotes John Steinbeck writing the ending to Of Mice and Men https://t.co/d0lWWlmSlV 01:48 AM - 22 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite