Comedy·Posted on 23 Dec 201818 Of The Realest Overheard Tweets Of 2018Proof that eavesdropping pays off.by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Julia @JuliaRadio987 an actual conversation overheard at the airport: “Will my fake breasts set off the metal detector?” “Are they metal?” “Oh” 12:37 PM - 17 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Bethan Moore @Bethan_Kate Visiting a friend in hospital and I just overheard a doctor say ‘excellent, everyone is alive’, which I guess is probably ultimate doctor goals. 08:21 PM - 07 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Brewing FIRE @brewingfire Today I overheard someone say, "P as in pneumonia" 06:29 PM - 15 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Georgia Mann @MannGeorgia Just overheard my daughter say to her baby doll: ‘Baby, I’m just having a gin, we’ve had a nice day so don’t spoil it by crying’. WHAT HAVE I DONE?! 07:13 PM - 18 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Chris Laychak @chris_laychak Overheard man on phone: “Then my boss said to me, “I always tell my employees, you’re either the tortoise or the hare, but honestly Greg? Somehow you’re neither.”” 10:38 PM - 23 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Charlotte🐝🎄 @char2_D2 Overheard in my dorm, from the hallway: “Dude, are those tearaway pants?” *ripping sound* “DUDE THAT’S SO COOL” 02:25 AM - 13 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22 Just overheard my 11yo son on the phone with his friend, "Don't worry, I will bring some of my dad's money." 01:38 AM - 11 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. muneeb @MJVDX In the library studying overheard a girl say "Maybe if I refresh my grades page, the mark will increase" 💀 10:32 PM - 08 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. hallieday cheer🎄 @hallierb *Overheard conversation between 2nd grade boys* “Do you think you’ll ever fall in love?” “I don’t know. I think if she likes pancakes, then probably.” 11:35 PM - 09 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. SAMFISH @samfish_smash Overheard a girl at McDonald's: "I don't need alcohol to send text messages I regret" 12:56 AM - 13 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Arya Monticino @arya_monticino Overheard in the airport from a couple 75+ year old women: 1: “it’s early, let’s get a drink.” 2: “Ooo you’re right, I need tequila.” 1: “No Beth I mean coffee” 12:13 PM - 10 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Chlo @NotoriousChlo A kid I overheard at the grocery store: “I’m gonna get my brain taken out so I can just relax” Same kid, same 10:36 PM - 15 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Jennifer @Jen_tach Just overheard on campus “Yeah dude, finals are coming up and I don’t even own the textbook yet” Mood 09:45 PM - 15 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Danielle Sapore @SaporeDanielle Overheard conversation: 8 year old: “I’ve been a flower girl at 6 weddings.” Friends: “What’s your secret?” 8YO: “I beg until they say yes.” You’re on the right track to sales, kid. 10:54 PM - 16 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Bella @isabellajuliaa I was at lunch today and overheard these two guys talking 😂 “Have you been to the gym lately?” “No..... ran into a guy named Jim” “Same thing” 02:21 AM - 13 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Aaron Chewning @AaronChewning *overheard behind me on a plane* Dad: “you’re getting potato chips in Abigail’s hair” 6ish year old son: “calm down Kenneth” 04:34 PM - 11 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. megan stratton @meganstratton11 Some 20-something year old boy I overheard on the subway: what do you think about gluten? Like, you think that shit’s real, bruh? 06:59 AM - 22 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Jobes @alexis_jobes overheard a guy at work say to his friend "i'm still never gonna forgive u for putting the national anthem on my sex playlist that was the most awkward moment of my life" LOLLL 02:26 AM - 21 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite