Internet Finds·Posted on 22 Mar 202329 Cute, Funny, And Savage Tweets That Prove That Children Are The Future"My two-year-old daughter was tired but she doesn’t know how to say that yet. So she held her head in her hands and said the full sentence, 'I having a hard time.'"by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Joy @__abena My nephew just asked me if I was alive during the great fire of London 06:11 PM - 18 Jan 2023 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @__abena 2. Thierry Blancpain @blancpain My toddler daughter’s three energy levels 12:49 PM - 04 Mar 2023 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @blancpain 3. Dolly H Alderton @dollyalderton Yesterday my two and a half year old goddaughter was asked by her mum who her best friend is and she said: “cheese with pasta” and every time I think about it I well up. 11:25 PM - 10 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @dollyalderton 4. • Mr Blackie • @BenedictDayas Kids are effortlessly hilarious 😂😂😂 03:50 AM - 27 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BenedictDayas 5. Ellie Hawkes @elspells13 6yo (to her crying brother): "It's okay to be sad, sometimes we need to let our feelings out, just let yourself be sad." Me: "Oh darling, that's so lovely, well done. Why is he crying?" 6yo: "I hit him." #mumlife 11:16 AM - 23 Aug 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @elspells13 6. J.S. Park 박준 @jsparkblog My two year old daughter was tired but she doesn’t know how to say that yet. So she held her head in her hands and said the full sentence, “I having a hard time.” 04:25 PM - 13 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @jsparkblog 7. 𝙼𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚊 𝙻-𝙷 @LissyLawHuds Kids have their own cards and they get pocket money weekly to spend on whatever they want. Youngest, 13 next week, spent over £30 on one thing the other day, saying that I’ll find out what it is when it gets here. It came today... 06:13 PM - 13 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LissyLawHuds 8. Finest 🅿️ @BigNeyogems My son just asked me how I know his name…… I’m not in the mood today 07:09 PM - 30 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BigNeyogems 9. Miranda Keeling @MirandaKeeling Little boy on the train (to me): Want to know what my name is? Me: Ok. Little boy: It's Artichoke Marie. His mum: Kamal! Little boy: Sshhh! 07:53 AM - 21 Feb 2023 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MirandaKeeling 10. Paint @Roach_Collector honestly i'm embarrassed to even say i love my 3-year-old son because of how insufferable i find his fanbase (friends from daycare) 01:35 AM - 23 Feb 2023 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Roach_Collector 11. Seasoned Professional @tnicolebolton @BigNeyogems Girl my son asked me if I had kids last week. 03:57 PM - 31 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @tnicolebolton 12. jessica mendez @ohmyyjess If you were thinking about having kids, DON’T. My 2 year old locked me out of the house for 2 hours, I had to meet my husband half way to get his house key while my parents watched my son through the window 11:29 PM - 31 Aug 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ohmyyjess 13. NewDadNotes @NewDadNotes [watching Tangled with my Daughter] Daughter: dada Me: yes? Daughter: do you think Rapunzel buys her shampoo at Costco? Me: I mean-I do now. 12:39 AM - 27 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @NewDadNotes 14. Matt Bell @mdbell79 A kid in the Dallas airport tapped me on the leg while we waited in a line, then whispered: “Hey! Guess what. My dad’s jet ski sank in a lake and WE NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN.” Kid’s mom: “STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT!” 08:56 PM - 22 Feb 2023 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @mdbell79 15. Bess Kalb @bessbell Thrilled to announce that instead of saying “What are you doing?” my 2-year-old child goes around asking, in a tiny haunting voice, “What have you done?” 01:25 PM - 30 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @bessbell 16. Duchess Dee for PM🐟 #FBPE #FBPR #GobshiteClub @deelomas My 6 year old granddaughter flat out refuses to believe that we used to navigate using maps made out of paper. “What, like pirates?” 09:31 AM - 03 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @deelomas 17. Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch Kid in my son’s class explained to me that she was sure he has two moms because he has “the pretty mom and the other mom.” She described each to me in some detail. Reader, both are me. 06:02 PM - 09 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @aubreyhirsch 18. A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut Took my 6-year-old to get his 1st Covid shot & afterwards he said, "That didn't hurt, I'm sure getting a tattoo will be easy." 03:06 PM - 30 Jun 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @HomeWithPeanut 19. Amy Liptrot @amy_may If you were my 2-year-old, where would you hide your brother's brand new passport? 09:56 AM - 31 Jan 2023 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @amy_may 20. Eli McCann @EliMcCann My 5 year old niece learned my phone number so now she calls me 12 times a day and this morning we were chatting and I heard her sister walk in and say “is that uncle Daniel?” and she yelled back “no. Just Eli. I don’t know Daniel‘s number or I would have called him instead.” 11:47 PM - 18 Jul 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @EliMcCann 21. Bobby Palmer 🥚 @thebobpalmer Just witnessed a child in a zero waste shop yell ‘LENTILS’ before opening the lentil pipe and allowing them to gush forth. Chaos. Lentils everywhere 01:16 PM - 08 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @thebobpalmer 22. daffy! ★ving 4 johnny @daffyngl 😭😭 guys my little sister caught me crying and i accidentally vented to her abt how much i hate my body so she started singing 'all about that bass' to make me feel better stop 04:12 PM - 06 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @daffyngl 23. Chris Somerville @chrisomerville I’m now 4 years in and this is what I would describe fatherhood as like 01:40 AM - 14 Feb 2023 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @chrisomerville 24. Get her Jade 🇬🇩🏴 @MsRade92 A child said to my son ‘can you play with me’ and he said ‘Fire fi dat’ What’s his actual problem man kmt. 09:47 PM - 01 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @MsRade92 25. emily @emilykmay My mom is like “your toddler eats HUMMUS?!” 🤯 and my millenial mom friends are like “is that store bought hummus?? Making your own is so easy tho!” 🥰 which solidifies for me that I would have been a fantastic 90s mom. 10:04 PM - 21 Feb 2023 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @emilykmay 26. dritty brake @LipServX Today my 5 yr old niece borrowed my phone to ask Siri: “why are butterfly wings so soft that I cannot even touch them?” then she called 911. 02:49 AM - 23 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @LipServX 27. Jill Scott-Heron @BtSquared2 Whenever the child wants to eat out for dinner, he asks me if I can take him out on a “date”. I asked him why he calls it that and he said, “because we love each other and you always pay.” 💀💀💀 08:18 PM - 13 Sep 2022 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @BtSquared2 28. Jennifer Greenberg @JennMGreenberg So I gave 6YO a grilled cheese sandwich. She gasped, “Mom! You made me this sandwich one time, and I’ve been wanting you to make it again for like 50 years, but I didn’t know what it was called!” 02:06 AM - 30 Jan 2023 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @JennMGreenberg 29. Chuck Wendig @ChuckWendig My son this morning at breakfast said, "I tried to be funny, but it turned into a disaster," thus proving he is ready to join Twitter. 12:13 PM - 05 Feb 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ChuckWendig