24 British Tweets That Made Me Snort With Laughter This Week

    "babe wake up Paris Hilton just showed more support to the striking workers on the picket line than the leader of the Labour Party"

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    Twitter: @hayrr

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    me in the smoking area at 2am while the stranger I just met tells me their deepest family traumas

    Twitter: @dealzjr

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    Twitter: @JoshPughComic

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    I just wonder what would happen physiologically if Gwyneth Paltrow were to drink say a Lucozade original

    Twitter: @hansmollman

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    Twitter: @mlothianmclean

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    I made my Nicki Minaj perfume bottles interact with each other behind social distancing screens https://t.co/l9kpePALiu

    Twitter: @flamencolambada

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    babe wake up Paris Hilton just showed more support to the striking workers on the picket line than the leader of the Labour Party

    Twitter: @transfeministry

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    My apologies to anyone who has needed to use the 17 bus route since May 2022... https://t.co/tSdKPAh4qk

    Twitter: @RoryOfKeeffe

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    Twitter: @NoContextBrits

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    Skepta said on “too many man “ it was only £55 for a bottle 🫠🫠 inflation has finished this country 💔

    Twitter: @Sp17_Music

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    Twitter: @putasinghonit

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    Twitter: @LaurenD2212

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    Give the person at Radio 1 who got Joe Goldberg to recite the “You Won Jane” Come Dine With Me scene a raise.

    Twitter: @scottygb

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    Why is this picture of Zendaya outside Waitrose the funniest thing I've ever seen

    Twitter: @HelenSimmons8

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    Twitter: @AlexanderFoxEtc

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    Me at 15 waiting for my older friends to buy the alcohol https://t.co/lyS4JqWhOq

    Twitter: @NicKeaney

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    Twitter: @MarianneLevy

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    381??!! I might have to get used to my son saying daddeh am oongreh https://t.co/N7g3g3iY48

    Twitter: @frankIucas

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    V For Vybz Kartel https://t.co/hunn5hZiWX

    Twitter: @AshhOnline

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    Whitney from Eastenders didn’t have go this hard https://t.co/BvkgtxZYbZ

    Twitter: @AuntyAdj

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    british people will tell you with a straight face they’re working class and it’ll be because their great-grandfather’s cousin was a coal miner and they didn’t get into oxbridge so had to settle for durham

    Twitter: @saritalacolocha

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    Never forget this flat listing that was sent to me by someone saying “this looks like a flat you’d live in” It was my flat.

    Twitter: @harryjonesxx

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    Alison Hammond https://t.co/x5hhal6DSh

    Twitter: @jackremmington

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    Twitter: @Ken_Stonger

    Thumbnail credits: ITV / Kevin Winter / Getty Images