23 British Tweets That Kept Us Laughing On This Cold January Week

    "Imagine conscription happened and you ended up serving in the same unit as Ant McPartlin"

    1.

    men used to go to war and now they race you on the tube for a seat

    — Laiba (@_libsxo) January 25, 2024
    Twitter: @_libsxo

    2.

    Sold one of my leopard print coats on Vinted. Never felt more shamed in my life 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/uGL5JJ8lfm

    — Tori (@blondietori88) January 22, 2024
    Twitter: @blondietori88

    3.

    A short story about a packet of prawn cocktail crisps pic.twitter.com/jYKlPMjBrq

    — K ❤️ (@misskaren1981) January 22, 2024
    Twitter: @misskaren1981

    4.

    Literally the best message to ever receive from someone pic.twitter.com/PDx7hzKBkl

    — Sophie (@sophierebeccaf) January 24, 2024
    Twitter: @sophierebeccaf

    5.

    We're coming 🤬🤬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇬🇧
    It's over for Russia 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🥳🥳🎈🎈 https://t.co/cxR7KBWT81 pic.twitter.com/UGVdfDljUu

    — Kev (@KevinessW) January 24, 2024
    Twitter: @KevinessW

    6.

    Ross: “I will avenge my mum”

    Ross avenging his mum…#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK pic.twitter.com/NZoUk9YBtx

    — Kyle Pedley (@KyleBPedley) January 24, 2024
    Twitter: @KyleBPedley

    7.

    Imagine conscription happened and you ended up serving in the same unit as Ant McPartlin

    — Andy (@_andrewkerr_) January 25, 2024
    Twitter: @_andrewkerr_

    8.

    the nation after waiting 5 long days to see ross avenge diane, for him to be banished #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK pic.twitter.com/y6z5k7TRm1

    — charlotte walter (@charlotteeeew) January 24, 2024
    Twitter: @charlotteeeew

    9.

    Honestly, this was my outfit first! 🤷🏻‍♂️🙄😂 #letthechallengebegin #TraitorsUK #GOT pic.twitter.com/xGwhmWmpxj

    — James Mackenzie (@jarmackenzie) January 25, 2024
    Twitter: @jarmackenzie

    10.

    Right now someone is filling out their application for The Traitors S3 blissfully unaware that in 12 months' time Twitter will be calling them thick as pig shit

    — David ✨ (@betbinch) January 25, 2024
    Twitter: @betbinch

    11.

    me seeing Harry from The Traitors on instagram in a Balenciaga t-shirt at Oakley Court mansion… pic.twitter.com/sIdQ5qKLJt

    — jack rooke 👋 (@jackrooke) January 25, 2024
    Twitter: @jackrooke

    12.

    Ngl this is UK erasure!! 😂 Bob the Builder is a geezer!! https://t.co/PIqMvv1Ugj

    — maxine 🇵🇸 (@maxinethepoet) January 25, 2024
    Twitter: @maxinethepoet

    13.

    Ross carrying out his masterplan to take down all the other Traitors. #TheTraitors pic.twitter.com/BX6DgpTBwo

    — Dominic Beesley (@Dommeister) January 24, 2024
    Twitter: @Dommeister

    14.

    pic.twitter.com/ceAV9h0Q50

    — No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) January 25, 2024
    Twitter: @NoContextBrits

    15.

    me at 11:00pm on a night out // me at 11:05pm on a night out pic.twitter.com/1BETXQCEBE

    — stephen (@stepheniscowboy) January 26, 2024
    Twitter: @stepheniscowboy

    16.

    Do I smell another day off coming? https://t.co/M5DXIIyeHc

    — Billy (@billy_btm) January 26, 2024
    Twitter: @billy_btm

    17.

    How I sprinkle Parmesan on my pasta: pic.twitter.com/q9eM3Lc79e

    — 𝕽𝖚𝖙𝖍𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖘 (@ruthxcasey) January 25, 2024
    Twitter: @ruthxcasey

    18.

    thinking about the time I accidentally said LinkedIn Park aloud for everyone to hear pic.twitter.com/Id55oDhisq

    — ayesha (@lilgreeenghoul) January 25, 2024
    Twitter: @lilgreeenghoul

    19.

    Need a 4,000 word long read about how they are in the same cinematic universe like I need air pic.twitter.com/a7wWMZg0mS

    — Megan Townsend (@mmtowns) January 24, 2024
    Twitter: @mmtowns

    20.

    “do you date people depending on their uni results”, “can you have a crush when you’re 30” why are people on here always talking like they’re at a year 8 sleepover

    — michael wave (@SzMarsupial) January 24, 2024
    Twitter: @SzMarsupial

    21.

    me thinking about gandalf pic.twitter.com/aRwWMXlVdG

    — stephen (@stepheniscowboy) January 26, 2024
    Twitter: @stepheniscowboy

    22.

    Traitor: I just don’t know who the traitors are.

    [A weird, breathy cover of “The Vengabus is coming” plays for absolutely no reason]

    — Ned Hartley (@NedHartley) January 26, 2024
    Twitter: @NedHartley

    23.

    This has absolutely seen me off on the Year 5/6 teachers group on Facebook. Properly cracked up. pic.twitter.com/Cjeqv0PvXf

    — Ashley Booth (@MrBoothY6) January 26, 2024
    Twitter: @MrBoothY6

    Thumbnail credits: BBC / CBBC