27 British Tweets That Cracked Us Up This Week

    "If the alarm didn’t go off for you just know the government has decided to leave you behind as living sacrifice"

    Hanifah Rahman
    by Hanifah Rahman

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    https://t.co/FTiEBfwQHn pic.twitter.com/MDVaBWCYyP

    — 𝚊 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚐𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚎 🦭 (@JennyLConstable) April 25, 2023

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    Katman @katmankieran

    People say Grindr is bad, but I sourced a flathead screwdriver faster on there than literally anywhere else

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    Twitter: @katmankieran

    3.

    Emily✨ @_emilyoram

    Guy, GUYS, it’s happened!

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    Twitter: @_emilyoram

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    Himoine Granger 🇬🇾 @kezurgh

    They were just going from Victoria Station to Victoria Coach Station https://t.co/sBMY6HfiLQ

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    Twitter: @kezurgh

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    Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov

    "Just a little to the right Prime Minister..."

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    Twitter: @AdamBienkov

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    stephen @stepheniscowboy

    me seeing humpty dumpty have a big fall https://t.co/Ez4m29Y7Hs

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    Twitter: @stepheniscowboy

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    Found where Gillian McKeith got her PHD pic.twitter.com/m1AGHB7DJn

    — Grace (@graceyldn) April 21, 2023

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    𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🥂 @SianThymes

    mad to think baby jacuzzi would have been 18 years old this year x

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    Twitter: @SianThymes

    9.

    I thought this was the Sugababes for a short second. https://t.co/6AVaGUN5v0

    — its me, anusha 🤖 (@AnushaLDN) April 25, 2023

    10.

    Everybody in the UK waiting for the emergency alert pic.twitter.com/UXI6X1kDsV

    — Jake McBain (@JakeMC_) April 23, 2023

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    If the alarm didn’t go off for you just know the government has decided to leave you 🫵🏾 behind as living sacrifice

    — nya💋 (@itssnyawan) April 23, 2023

    12.

    is that the you can only see mi teeth babe??? https://t.co/lHRryJU8lW

    — s ☆ #teamkendall (@certishaz) April 25, 2023

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    Anybody else get a weird one? pic.twitter.com/rI3BM6pnbw

    — Crudi Dench (@CrudiDench) April 23, 2023

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    Khadija @khadljasays

    LOOOOOOL look at the Eid card my colleagues sent this year 😭😂🫶🏼 https://t.co/jNqwWwEwwb

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    Twitter: @khadljasays

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    Ryan Reynolds and Paul Rudd at a Wrexham game. https://t.co/uM5LQG6o9K

    — It's Literally Richard Stott (@TheRstott) April 22, 2023

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    BREAKING: Sheridan Smith is set to star in an itv drama based on the 3pm government emergency alert. she will be playing the alert. pic.twitter.com/BIAvQPqctY

    — 𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🥂 (@SianThymes) April 23, 2023

    17.

    Boomers in 1960 https://t.co/kR0E5DK5tt pic.twitter.com/xR00OH1JsA

    — James Marsh 🌹 (@JamesWillMarsh) April 26, 2023

    18.

    landlords: https://t.co/kuUvP8cl1K

    — will (@getwellsoongeri) April 27, 2023

    19.

    me, 31, chatting to my colleagues in their 20s pic.twitter.com/5b9tJbxBm5

    — lucy ford 🍊 (@lucyj_ford) April 23, 2023

    20.

    all the baddies are dressing like fizz these days pic.twitter.com/unsOTswcA9

    — ben (@barmson) April 26, 2023

    21.

    Mad that. Thought it would have 3 mangos inside. https://t.co/GcG677rcGG

    — Ste ✨ (@xstex) April 27, 2023

    22.

    Walking through the foyer of the National Theatre, I waved at a friend I recognised and my friend enthusiastically waved back (as you do) and as I passed him I realised it was Andrew Scott who is not, in any way, a friend https://t.co/nD1KtkKwzb

    — Vinay Patel (@VinayPatel) April 26, 2023

    23.

    🚨Frank Ocean has dropped out of Coachella Weekend 2. X Factor duo, AbLisa will take over his Sunday night headlining slot. pic.twitter.com/NqWmkYpSaf

    — Bally Singh (@putasinghonit) April 20, 2023

    24.

    Obsessed with someone from work travelling across Europe and stumbling across a German catfishing as Denise Welch pic.twitter.com/a4zvOfajES

    — Beau Bonic (@mileycystitis) April 18, 2023

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    26.

    “Nan! It’s a buffet, you get up and get whatever you want” pic.twitter.com/sowWaQj2xM

    — Bally Singh (@putasinghonit) April 27, 2023

    27.

    Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen hahahahah pic.twitter.com/WJHGPnR87E

    — jack rem x (@jackremmington) April 26, 2023

    Thumbnail credits: ITV / Nina Westervelt / Getty Images