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My absolute favourite thing about joining a female 5 a side football team is the team names
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there's a primark in london with a greggs in it https://t.co/KkUoOTYfhT
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Jordan Peele is directing the Eastenders Christmas episode and I for one, can not wait. https://t.co/jZeEcYcOWF
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When I was in uni I had a serious argument with my Welsh flatmate because I joked about something saying like "that's like saying dragons are real" and she looked me dead in the eye and said "they are"
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Pls who is trying to propose to someone on the A406 by Barking abeg ?
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When people ask me my thoughts on the royal family I’m just going to show them this video
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Some phone signal she’s getting down there https://t.co/ekPSoGrXJ2
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When two queens come together to maximise their joint slay
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Why does she look like one of us bang average girlies like she smokes a gummy bear elux and goes round the pub asking people if their using this chair https://t.co/ci7TZLA6mt
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Fascinated by this style of out-of-town supermarket architecture
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How I feel when I click on a story someone posted 30s ago
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Every year 43,000 Americans are killed by seeing boobs https://t.co/kZ95HmHWSV
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Who called it the 'Rwanda Migrant Housing Policy' and not 'Reichmove'.
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After struggling to shift paper copies, the Thurrock Gazette is taking a new, creative approach to breaking news stories regarding the misconduct of Tory MPs.
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I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight because I'll be too busy thinking about his haunted lamp from Interior Design Masters
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The Queen's funeral has been nominated for a BAFTA.
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if i was hungover enough id deliveroo a pint of orange squash to my bedside for a solid fiver https://t.co/WqJT06hlKS
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Rename him Sir Burn🔥ard Jenkin? https://t.co/c6PeuIyfUS
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This is the worst piece of cutlery I’ve ever used in my entire life and I once ate a yogurt with a biro x
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Using Armenian Uber Eats (Yandex Eats) with the autotranslate function on.
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Just a theory…
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This is the current JD logo in Wood Green https://t.co/qtcHkYwQew