25 British Tweets That Prove, Whatever The Weather, Brits Have The Best Sense Of Humour
"u never see cracked iphones anymore do you did iphone get better or did we all collectively stop flingin em everywhere"
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They’re going to rule the shit out of Narnia ❤️ https://t.co/KYVGDihVkA
— Rebecca Reid (@RebeccaCNReid) May 6, 2023
2.
So I have unspoken beef with aunty at my bus stop. It’s been going on for months.
— #Taps&Rose (@KingKofi) May 10, 2023
Every morning she gets there after me & everyone else. Yet without fail, she pushes herself right to the front.
There’s a queuing etiquette in play in my area. This is not on. Today I take a stand
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Everyone talking about the coronation “bringing the country together.” You know what really brought our country together? pic.twitter.com/xMSORQIQXb
— Jason Okundaye (@jasebyjason) May 5, 2023
4.
Government gotta stop teasing us with these consecutive Bank Holiday weekends, I’m a big man to be playing these games. Just give us the 4 day working week already, COWARDS! Do NOT introduce me to a vibe you can’t maintain.
— Scully (@isthatscully) May 7, 2023
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hate pub quizzes sometimes, had to talk my friend down as he shouted "it can't be that simple" after the quizmaster asked who was best man at Ant McPartlin's wedding
— Ed Campbell (@edcmpbl) May 8, 2023
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Tried to ask my mum if she remembers these cos she defo used to buy them and she’s saying she’s never seen them before am I going mad guys pic.twitter.com/rBd48yEqtQ
— Shek (@Shekkkk__) May 5, 2023
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thinking about what we could’ve had pic.twitter.com/53UIoTgUM3
— Scott Chegg (@buckfastbadlad) May 6, 2023
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why’s he carrying a bottle of Britney’s Fantasy perfume pic.twitter.com/33d6fsEVSM
— jacques (@flamencolambada) May 6, 2023
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me when i take a break from looking at a screen fifteen hours a day to walk to tescos pic.twitter.com/MTYfUjGd9W
— gg lily allen (@lumpen_princess) May 9, 2023
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Phil on Location, Location, Location: https://t.co/Q0D5nDe4Sp
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) May 10, 2023
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wow he looks just like him pic.twitter.com/Oqms68EG0S
— Jamie (@jami0mckay) May 11, 2023
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Marmalade is £3 now. Worry about that. https://t.co/WXHZCrndDs
— Timi of the Endless (@UncoolTimi) May 6, 2023
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“I MUST tell you,” said a lady with breathless excitement, stopping us suddenly as we walked down Bermondsey Street last night, “I MUST tell you that you are wearing the same clothes as that building.” and skipped off pic.twitter.com/sozkE2eMeL
— Tim Dunn (@MrTimDunn) May 11, 2023
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wearing a 🇬🇧 outfit for the coronation: mortifying, toe-curling, humiliating
— Louis Staples (@LouisStaples) May 11, 2023
wearing a 🇬🇧 outfit for Eurovision: iconic, camp, diva
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"guess how many points Finland have got. go on, guess! it's not hard, just guess! it's JUST A BIT OF FUN Hannah, just! bloody! guess!! don't be boooring, just TAKE A GUESS!" https://t.co/IGIZh39WVX
— Shaun Kitchener (@ShaunKitchener) May 10, 2023
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Nice to see they brought two spare Camillas just incase pic.twitter.com/U2FkUeenY7
— Nicola Thorp (@nicolathorp_) May 6, 2023
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calling the coronation of a 74 year old man a once in a lifetime thing is crazyyy… like speak for yourself! i’m young and sexy, i am going to outlive both him and his very bald son. i have three coronations in me, you all stay safe tho
— kb (@uncooljerk) May 6, 2023
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Happy for them https://t.co/FvrDegALwD pic.twitter.com/ZPXklpHhOe
— Squiggles B. McCarthy (@OwennnThomas) May 10, 2023
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u never see cracked iphones anymore do you did iphone get better or did we all collectively stop flingin em everywhere
— GINA TONIC (@GlNATONIC) May 9, 2023
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Can’t wait for her to change it to Sunderland, UK 😍 https://t.co/XqwYaFwZ16
— paula (@tameinpaulax) May 10, 2023
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Ant and Dec about to pull the maddest saturday night takeaway prank pic.twitter.com/rPjVc3sgGc
— Dr Tom Hemingway (@tomhemingway11) May 6, 2023
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that is exactly the kind of thing Meghan Markle in disguise would say pic.twitter.com/IRlEpElG6W
— Phil Clifton (@philclifton) May 10, 2023
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i’ve accidentally brought several sheets of custom Michael Caine stickers to the airport and i’m going to have to take them out of the country. worried they’re going to get flagged as Big Drugs or something. massive michael tabs pic.twitter.com/IrDmhxkzI1
— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) May 11, 2023
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when you're the heir to an amphetamine fortune pic.twitter.com/HjAR3YREJC
— David East (@davideastUK) May 10, 2023
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I have just seen this in an American “Six shocking things about British houses” video pic.twitter.com/x53JadQOyJ
— Red Sky At Night (@redskyatnight) May 7, 2023