1.
Man at the post office said "how's it going" n I replied "yeah good you" and he went "no I mean how you sending the parcel". wont be leaving my house for a while
2.
That’s never a good sign.
3.
me buying something from M&S
4.
Apparently Kwasi Kwarteng had trouble getting a seat on the plane cos nobody wanted him anywhere near business or economy
5.
Andrew Tate looks like if you tried to draw Pitbull from memory
https://twitter.com/bbyyyscar18/status/1567339313469296642?s=20&t=Y7yYCq1OyfMu79XWe0HhLQ
6.
Standing tickets for Blink 182 are £110 - £88..... The pit be like...
7.
8 year old me waiting in Clarks for my number to be called out
8.
“Wind your neck in” is a 10/10 British phrase. Kills me everytime
9.
Mums on Facebook when a female Strictly contestant has done a bit of ballet aged 7
10.
me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult
11.
Doesn’t matter what time of year it is if you tell a British person you have a cold they’ll tell you there’s one going round
13.
Unbelievable, the Daily Star have a live feed, seeing whether Truss will outlive a lettuce.
14.
If Kwasi Kwarteng is sacked today, it would mean David Blaine spent more days hoisted above the Thames in a glass box, than he managed as Chancellor.
15.
Schofield and Willoughby on the Titanic
16.
Getting to the front of the kebab shop after a night out but you haven't decided what to have
17.
Just to clear this up once and for all: Hank Green and John Green are the same person, it’s like Donald Glover and Childish Gambino
18.
Restart the count:
19.
still sometimes think about my first time at an afters where someone said they were ordering in and asked what I wanted and I said chips and cheese