The Funniest British Tweets That Had Us Rolling With Laughter This Week

    "beckham documentary has me on the edge of my seat wondering what’s going to happen in a tournament that took place 25 years ago"

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    Despite being a bottle of Thai cooking sauce this guy is 100% part of the Matey bubble bath extended universe pic.twitter.com/eX3kMnULDd

    — Pez D Spencer (@Glorio) October 8, 2023
    Twitter: @Glorio

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    beckham documentary has me on the edge of my seat wondering what’s going to happen in a tournament that took place 25 years ago

    — trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) October 9, 2023
    Twitter: @ULTRAGLOSS

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    Twitter: @amyvangar

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    Saw somebody call them the Tory Heartstopper last night and it's all I've been thinking about since pic.twitter.com/cZrEECduvA

    — SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) October 9, 2023
    Twitter: @imshanereaction

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    when i see someone i knew from school in tesco #BBUK pic.twitter.com/BQAJjuJkex

    — will 🎃 (@janinessharon) October 8, 2023
    Twitter: @janinessharon

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    big brother: how are you enjoying the house

    jenkin: pic.twitter.com/fMpqzX0wna

    — 𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🥂 (@SianThymes) October 8, 2023
    Twitter: @SianThymes

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    His job is just Speech pic.twitter.com/lAWZoGnceT

    — Eleanor (@eleanorkpenny) October 9, 2023
    Twitter: @eleanorkpenny

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    the bed bugs arriving at st pancras station looking for the victoria line pic.twitter.com/zcIGka3jSX

    — J Λ M Ξ S (@jamesglynn) October 8, 2023
    Twitter: @jamesglynn

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    me when I start a new job and HR ask how I'm settling in pic.twitter.com/Xc1EsW2CoB

    — andrew (@floellaumbagabe) October 8, 2023
    Twitter: @floellaumbagabe

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    sold two things on vinted pic.twitter.com/tfmcQRmnym

    — Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) October 8, 2023
    Twitter: @imbethmccoll

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    Hey girl are you the North of England, because I want to promise you the greatest rail you’ve ever had and then immediately disappoint you.

    — Differently Dave (@GoldenVision90) October 5, 2023
    Twitter: @GoldenVision90

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    nowadays I really do see where guy fawkes was coming from

    — flamin nora (@katierpacker) October 4, 2023
    Twitter: @katierpacker

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    this is also conservative housing policy https://t.co/AfEIHrZXJ7

    — 𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 (@PerthshireMags) October 4, 2023
    Twitter: @PerthshireMags

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    The picture makes it look like the dog was the culprit pic.twitter.com/Ax44iiYqdf

    — James (@DrJamesJBailey) October 12, 2023
    Twitter: @DrJamesJBailey

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    this country is a fucking shithole but i am so fiercely patriotic about our plugs man. greatest in the world https://t.co/CrQ4JsiWaM

    — marc (@feelingsplain) October 12, 2023
    Twitter: @feelingsplain

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    Swedish people when you hint at being possibly fed in their home: pic.twitter.com/T1CnoZQ1UN

    — Hamza Jahanzeb (@hamzajahanzeb) October 12, 2023
    Twitter: @hamzajahanzeb

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    Twitter: @scottygb

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    Holly Willoughby walking round the This Morning studio pic.twitter.com/ra7JpzIquW

    — Gail Platt’s Stinkhole (@katecrimed) October 10, 2023
    Twitter: @katecrimed

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    putting away the christmas decs in january: pic.twitter.com/KCq2rG9gG9

    — bally singh (@putasinghonit) October 11, 2023
    Twitter: @putasinghonit

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    I work in a prison & I just had a lad in and I was moaning about the traffic on the M62 on the way in this morning and he said 'at least it doesn't take you 6 years to get home' 😂💀💀💀

    — Hannah (@hannah1989__) October 11, 2023
    Twitter: @hannah1989__

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    pic.twitter.com/S2zlPErQny

    — Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) October 9, 2023
    Twitter: @Dempster2000