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This is that cake Miss Trunchbull made ole boy eat in Matilda https://t.co/BMVyyb88zw
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She survived the Salem Witch Trials https://t.co/wDSu2YKvMJ
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I be hella fake at work using words I never use in my real life like “awesome”
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Not enough nepotism in the community, I don't like that https://t.co/zAsOpTBfO5
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welcome aboard everyone i’m your pilot amelia earhart https://t.co/7MUr5haUpW
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This Sandra Bullock https://t.co/jS4XwbwcJN
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If you forgot to defrost meat for your parents between 1974 and 2004, you may be entitled to compensation. https://t.co/M0ISkvII5z
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me in my green card interview https://t.co/ZZqFe1AABk
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Nah he violated 🤣😭
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bro where’s the CAR
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Ambulances and fire trucks when you in the way:
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My coworker started crying because her boyfriend broke up with her through a text and my manager said “that’s why we stay off our phones at work” 😂
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lisa bonet when she meets lisa durag
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Into the THIQUE of it https://t.co/TixbNfbQI2
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The planes just a-swervin’. https://t.co/xlQvBfzFT0
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LORD, THEY DOWN HERE GIVING US BILLS EVERY MONTH AFTER YOU DONE PAID IT ALL 😭😭😭😭
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😑 Big Mama don't know how to stream! https://t.co/Vbrc66WuJj
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That calf is a savage 🤣
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The term “homewrecker” is actually quite funny because the villain is the one already inside the house. 🤣
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If I was Neyo wife I’d be posting nothing but pictures of him without a hat.
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Eldest daughter: Man, our parents wd never allow that! Youngest son:
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Prince Harry posing as a policeman to see Nicki is ultimate barb behavior https://t.co/o0YEuYEsZo
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the other euphoria actors thinking about what sam is gonna put them through in season 3 since putting cassie through the wringer got sydney a nom
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Niggas wear that SHIESTY mask till it smell like POOH
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Gaga is somewhere speaking only in a British accent, writing 30 page letters to Amy, getting drunk off clean tap water and hiding from flies sent by the ghost of Amy just to prepare for this role. https://t.co/j5KMLbmPiD
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when I text “🦷👅🦷👅” this is what I mean:
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She sick of him bra 😭😭😭
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Keke Palmer not knowing white people is my political party. https://t.co/7JgM1aXXY5
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Why he never on a basketball court? https://t.co/6U6U5PWwbA
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we don’t don’t find the tweet🤣 the tweet find us https://t.co/FGq0a50nlC
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Funniest 20 seconds on this episode 😂😂 https://t.co/ESgPsqWP4Q
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Batman when he finds out I’ve been ignoring calls about my my student loans. https://t.co/PjzmSNuBlb
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“Hi yes, I ordered the catfish but instead I received two bitches in my business..?” https://t.co/QMW1chHhPS
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When u eat enough yam (white yam specifically) the nutrients activate chemicals in ur scalp. One would just need to think of a colour and by the next morning, it changes https://t.co/dtL849AEW5
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Black folks can mind our business UNTIL we see a kid who’s too big to be in a stroller.
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Me today after only managing 3 hours of sleep last night in the heat 😭
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https://t.co/9H39qsoB9S
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I told the Atlanta airport Hertz agent that I’d be in Alabama for a few days, and she suggested a Tesla. Couldn’t say no quick enough. A Black man stuck roadside in rural Alabama because he couldn’t find a Tesla charging station sounds like the plot of Jordan Peele’s next movie.
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Yes its me, Meghan. 👑
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A bra that size in that color is a mortgage payment. You should go get it back. https://t.co/4k8eP6lzHn
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This was in the office babe section on the site 💀
43.
Nobody's seen Kamala in so long, artists had to guess. https://t.co/b9R6Y8yHtE
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When you’re heartbroken but your homies force you to go out <<<<<< https://t.co/AsJ3ZJTVqA
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and the rest was herstory https://t.co/b5jCrfi9IF
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Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, game 6 https://t.co/D34BIMAjdU
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Is this gentrified hot girl summer? https://t.co/Rv5V7Qr20s
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God made one version of this man and didn't release any new shapes. A crying shame. https://t.co/woDwJaBWYO
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My friends are too funny man. Imagine, we're in the middle of a music festival in Barcelona and my bro is paying his council tax. LOOOOOOL
50.
Meek Mill the first person I seen do every single thing wrong lmaoooo https://t.co/PMexZXNImJ
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wait so now when ppl look back on “the renaissance era” we’ll have to ask if they meant da vinci or beyoncé 😭
52.
How to have fun as an adult
53.
The onions on my counter watching me bring home wendys for the 3rd night in a row
54.
All this abortion & Women Rights talk
55.
Someone in California is gonna roll this out in two months and get on Forbes 30 under 30 https://t.co/1cBEGwuy8C
56.
I just found out that DJ Mustard’s real name is Dijon and I don’t have the words to express how much joy that has given me this cold, dreary Chicago morning.
57.
The way I once declined a cinema invite, then booked to go to another cinema so I could go on my own. Lights came up at the end and the group were sitting there like “?????” I was even crying as well bc the film was sad https://t.co/yhC6ursDBi
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hold on now https://t.co/4pJwMGP42V
59.
Dalek: Exterminate Doctor: exterminate yourself you detty pig https://t.co/V0oPxYuxlI
60.
Nobody: Me, in the shower washing my legs: I can’t believe they don’t be washing their legs…
61.
me listening to “we cry together” by Kendrick Lamar …
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Girl, we've lost like five different civil rights since The Slap. No one cares. https://t.co/K3Rtslry0c
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My mom making me come say hi to somebody I “knew” as a baby
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My mom making me come say hi to somebody I “knew” as a baby
66.
I see why grandma’s get up at 6 am and run their errands and be back home by 9am, this shit alright.
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Nah I yelled when I got to this pic 🤣
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Nobody: Gas: https://t.co/GfUNVk0xWE
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when you gotta tweet it so he believe you https://t.co/kSZj4iEZp7
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Pentecostal girlies… your time is now https://t.co/c1EMVFthFn
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i remember i got jumped at 10am once. i was confused how them niggaz even linked up dat early. yall had a sleepover or sumn??? https://t.co/Xwn5eE7KDa
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Yes he loved the powder so I thought it was on brand https://t.co/uGbYkFmlGL
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if i could afford 3x yo rent why tf would i move here bitch lets be realistic
74.
Bruno Mars and Anderson Paak have the same energy as students who aren't allowed to sit together in class 😂 https://t.co/VUTkJdcb5X
75.
Björk baddies or whatever y’all fandom is called don’t jump me but i did not believe Björk was a real person i have never seen her in modern times and the way ppl talk about her like she is some great evil of the past so i was just like she gotta be a myth or sum https://t.co/56WgqsV7eM
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Are you?! https://t.co/TY7MrcJaK0
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April fools shouldn’t be a thing in this country especially as this government takes us for fools 365 days of the year
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Nobody: Viola Davis playing Michelle Obama:
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how many outfits do you need for a 5 day trip? I say 15 at least.
80.
“I’m getting a little tired of your broken ___________, ___________”
81.
girls come on here like like “I miss his chain swinging in my face” and this be the chain
82.
When you slip up and call him “girl” cause the convo too juicy. 😂
83.
when black history month is over but you’re also a woman
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*Jordyn Woods kicks door in* I know that ain’t who I thank it issss! https://t.co/Rwc2NJ4XQv
85.
whos auntie gripped my bd hair
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Jamaican mothers when they see a one plate in the sink:
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April Fools Day https://t.co/VHJqtgViOn
88.
When the bus you don’t need stops to let you on
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god politics is really just a jobs program for rich kids https://t.co/ls0U3xmBtZ
90.
British press trying to link a story back to Meghan Markle
91.
if ur alarm is “by the seaside” you are one unserious mf 😭
92.
I can feel this look
93.
Moesha’s Anatomy https://t.co/R3oStzMQPP
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The “outside clothes” to “inside clothes” to “dust rags” sustainable fashion pipeline
95.
Y’all at the British embassy when you’re applying for a UK visa and they show you your wild tweets about the Queen’s death
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Everybody: Can y’all take stuff seriously? Black Twitter:
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me listening to him talk about the things he's passionate about even tho it makes absolutely zero sense to me
98.
“Halle what letter comes after A in the alphabet??”
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How tf Subway INSIDE Walmart out of lettuce🤨BTCH go get it
100.
Ursula after stealing Ariel’s voice
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“the film received a 12min standing ovation” ok ? maybe they were clapping bc it was finally over
102.
I just heard about Leonardo DiCaprio’s 25 year rule. His loss. You don’t know what you’re missing.
103.
eggs should be scrambled or fried over hard. anything else doing too much like y'all not simon cowell...
104.
HBO: THE house of THE dragon Black People: House Of Dragons
105.
Set it Off was really crazy cuz 4 women only robbed the bank for $12,000… that’s 3k a piece 😭
106.
y’all just don’t get the hold hannah montana had on girls back then she was like the beyonce of disney 😭
107.
This be the shoe: https://t.co/SgA04OVd3U
108.
The black one is called a killer The white one is called great 🤔
109.
This can’t be the same brain i was using to read 750 page novels in 3 days during middle school
110.
Not Eunice offing the o2’s pant https://t.co/aBVvdm5Mvh
111.
To do what? https://t.co/LL53vlJUke
112.
I wish Disney would cast Viola Davis as Snow White so we could speed up the inevitable Civil War.
113.
The son and daughter in black sitcoms: https://t.co/lArS7j9jzw
114.
I am convinced my mom hated me and my brother 😒
115.
The uncooked seafood when the Titanic sank..
116.
Me entering the living room as the men exit for Rihanna’s halftime show
117.
Me at the Queen’s grave telling her the dollar is about to overtake the pound
118.
me everytime I see a black person on a competitive reality tv show
119.
her and the nun gonna take turns peaking around the corner 😭😭 https://t.co/fTBWhS692I
120.
Maybe if I die now, I’ll be reincarnated in Molly-Mae’s baby. Need to be strategic in this economic crisis
121.
The original air fryer
122.
Nobody on this weekly teams call ever shows their face. But my coworker got her hair done so the camera on today. Black people so funny dawg 😭 😭😭😭😭
123.
me messing up a 'yo momma' joke in 2010:
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These the sandwiches shaggy and Scooby be having https://t.co/kg2kW0pm3b