TV and Movies·Posted on 18 Sept 202022 Times The Internet Hilariously Dragged The Hell Out Of Batman"I’ve always loved Batman cause I also blame my entire personality on my parents."by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Caspar Salmon @CasparSalmon Something I've always wondered is, how did Batman become Batman? Did he have a mum and dad? What happened there? 02:04 PM - 23 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. hype @TheHyyyype therapist: so...you fight penguins and clowns? batman: jesus christ, for the tenth time, it's THE penguin and one SPECIFIC clown 05:55 PM - 23 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Sarah Marshall @Remember_Sarah when will Batman wear purple again, the color in which he objectively looks cutest 02:15 AM - 23 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. randy @randypaint young bruce wayne: i fucken love wearing black alfred: yep bruce: i’m always moody alfred: yep bruce: im obviously gonna be goth alfred: u could do that. OR 09:21 PM - 09 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. King Wow @wowthatshiphop Batman be knocking people out in one punch and adding 365 more punches for every day Gotham got him fucked up 01:32 AM - 23 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Dani Fernandez @msdanifernandez I’ve always loved Batman cause I also blame my entire personality on my parents. 01:18 AM - 23 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Niggaz Be WILIN @NiggazWILIN Imagine being in Gotham tryna sell an 8th and Batman come break yo arm 11:31 PM - 23 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. rob delaney @robdelaney “Fuck off crybaby. Nobody cares.” - me to Batman if I ever have to see/hear his origin story again 09:45 AM - 30 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Casey Lawrence ⭐️💧 @LeanandCuisine Bruh Batman is a menace to society 01:45 AM - 16 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Battman 🦇 @BatmanFiles Batman be like "I know a spot" then take you here 04:27 AM - 28 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Shower Thoughts @TheWeirdWorld If you are ever down about yourself, just remember that you have the same amount of superpowers as Batman. 11:36 PM - 29 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Plathanos 🐝🇩🇴 #HIVESZN @SavinTheBees Batman: I’m vengeance Dad: hi vengeance, I’m dad Batman: Dad: I’ve also been dead for 20 years Bruce lol you gotta let me go 02:54 AM - 23 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Jimmy Folino - Black Lives Matter @MrNiceGuy18_58 Batman in comic books: I do not kill Batman in movies: 03:04 PM - 28 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. MonsterKing @CerromeRussell Why did Batman's dad take his family to the hood movie theater anyway? 12:17 PM - 17 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Adam Cerious @Browtweaten alfred: you have emphysema batman: how? alfred: probably from using smoke bombs to get out of scary situations batman: oh alfred: batman: *slowly reaches for smoke bomb* alfred: sir 12:05 AM - 14 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. your friend, Dracula @Remember_Sarah I want a Batman with the Little Women ending, where Batman fights crime for a few years and realizes his vigilantism is really about his trauma and decides to start a school where anyone can learn 04:38 AM - 28 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. David Michael Kinne @Mewd462 My favorite super hero is Batman because his super power is financial security and that’s the kind of insane power fantasy I can get behind 10:04 PM - 23 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. anna • comms open! @beetleology bruce when he gets asked if he's batman so it doesn't seem suspicious: https://t.co/jELnfd5Zpn 01:36 PM - 23 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. soul nate @MNateShyamalan bruce wayne really woke up one day and said “therapy is expensive, punching some guys is free” 01:11 PM - 25 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau Batman: Didn’t I already fight you? Riddler: No that was the Joker. I’m the riddler. Batman: That feels like the same thing. Joker: Fucking THANK YOU! 01:55 AM - 27 Jun 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett if i were batman i would simply tell the joker his jokes were not funny 05:15 PM - 06 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. mark normand @marknorm Even Batman can’t save us now, the wrong part of his face is covered. 01:43 AM - 01 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite