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    22 Times The Internet Hilariously Dragged The Hell Out Of Batman

    "I’ve always loved Batman cause I also blame my entire personality on my parents."

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    Something I've always wondered is, how did Batman become Batman? Did he have a mum and dad? What happened there?

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    therapist: so...you fight penguins and clowns? batman: jesus christ, for the tenth time, it's THE penguin and one SPECIFIC clown

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    when will Batman wear purple again, the color in which he objectively looks cutest

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    young bruce wayne: i fucken love wearing black alfred: yep bruce: i’m always moody alfred: yep bruce: im obviously gonna be goth alfred: u could do that. OR

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    Batman be knocking people out in one punch and adding 365 more punches for every day Gotham got him fucked up

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    I’ve always loved Batman cause I also blame my entire personality on my parents.

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    Imagine being in Gotham tryna sell an 8th and Batman come break yo arm

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    “Fuck off crybaby. Nobody cares.” - me to Batman if I ever have to see/hear his origin story again

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    Batman be like "I know a spot" then take you here

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    If you are ever down about yourself, just remember that you have the same amount of superpowers as Batman.

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    Batman: I’m vengeance Dad: hi vengeance, I’m dad Batman: Dad: I’ve also been dead for 20 years Bruce lol you gotta let me go

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    Batman in comic books: I do not kill Batman in movies:

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    Why did Batman's dad take his family to the hood movie theater anyway?

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    alfred: you have emphysema batman: how? alfred: probably from using smoke bombs to get out of scary situations batman: oh alfred: batman: *slowly reaches for smoke bomb* alfred: sir

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    I want a Batman with the Little Women ending, where Batman fights crime for a few years and realizes his vigilantism is really about his trauma and decides to start a school where anyone can learn

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    My favorite super hero is Batman because his super power is financial security and that’s the kind of insane power fantasy I can get behind

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    bruce when he gets asked if he's batman so it doesn't seem suspicious: https://t.co/jELnfd5Zpn

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    bruce wayne really woke up one day and said “therapy is expensive, punching some guys is free”

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    Batman: Didn’t I already fight you? Riddler: No that was the Joker. I’m the riddler. Batman: That feels like the same thing. Joker: Fucking THANK YOU!

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    if i were batman i would simply tell the joker his jokes were not funny

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    Even Batman can’t save us now, the wrong part of his face is covered.

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