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    Apr 4, 2020

    15 Tweets About Quarantine Baking That Are Funnier Than They Should Be

    "I think someone found a monkey’s paw and said 'I wish I had time to learn to bake bread.'"

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    Is Covid-19 sponsored by banana bread?

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    My (26f) boyfriend (31m) has asked me to sleep on the sofa so his sourdough starter can keep warm in our bed. How do I fix this?

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    That sourdough won’t fill the hole in your heart.

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    baking banana bread and shaving your head is not "spiraling" rob a fucking bank

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    I think someone found a monkey’s paw and said “I wish I had time to learn to bake bread.”

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    If you’re quarantined with someone you can have sex with you legally have to give your banana bread to someone else

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    2019: let’s get this bread!! 2020: let’s bake this bread and post it on Instagram

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    How did the coronavirus quarantine become The Great Caucasian Sourdough Bake Off?

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    I don’t want to bake bread I want to go outside and have sex

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    Oh god just shag your sourdough starter why don’t you

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    sourdough starters are just Tamagotchi for early middle-age

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    we’re living thru a modern plague and your first emotional response is to bake bread?? okay peeta mellark

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    quarantine day 13: im going to bake a giant loaf of sourdough bread, hollow it out, crawl inside, and hopefully die

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    youtube recommending me every sourdough making tutorial in the history of the platform like "yeah, we know"

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    I will say, one of the most interesting parts of this whole ordeal has been finding out that the 2 most common natural human responses to apocalypse are to jack off and bake loaves of bread.