TV and Movies·Posted on 4 Apr 202015 Tweets About Quarantine Baking That Are Funnier Than They Should Be"I think someone found a monkey’s paw and said 'I wish I had time to learn to bake bread.'"by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Angelica Malin @jellymalin Is Covid-19 sponsored by banana bread? 08:18 PM - 29 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman My (26f) boyfriend (31m) has asked me to sleep on the sofa so his sourdough starter can keep warm in our bed. How do I fix this? 09:34 PM - 28 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Lil Uzi Hurt (from 6’ Away) @lostblackboy That sourdough won’t fill the hole in your heart. 09:24 PM - 28 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. JP @jpbrammer baking banana bread and shaving your head is not "spiraling" rob a fucking bank 04:05 PM - 02 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Kumail Nanjiani @kumailn I think someone found a monkey’s paw and said “I wish I had time to learn to bake bread.” 03:15 AM - 01 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. G. L. @ginadivittorio If you’re quarantined with someone you can have sex with you legally have to give your banana bread to someone else 06:40 PM - 01 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Kat McPhee @katharinemcphee 2019: let’s get this bread!! 2020: let’s bake this bread and post it on Instagram 10:48 PM - 30 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Pitchaya Sudbanthad @pitchaya How did the coronavirus quarantine become The Great Caucasian Sourdough Bake Off? 12:00 PM - 26 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. mary beth @marybethbarone I don’t want to bake bread I want to go outside and have sex 11:06 PM - 01 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Dolly H Alderton @dollyalderton Oh god just shag your sourdough starter why don’t you 07:59 PM - 26 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Eric Lach @ericlach sourdough starters are just Tamagotchi for early middle-age 01:11 PM - 28 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. VIVIAN @perlucidum we’re living thru a modern plague and your first emotional response is to bake bread?? okay peeta mellark 06:00 PM - 02 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. connor @connorfranta quarantine day 13: im going to bake a giant loaf of sourdough bread, hollow it out, crawl inside, and hopefully die 11:24 PM - 26 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Lindsay Ellis @thelindsayellis youtube recommending me every sourdough making tutorial in the history of the platform like "yeah, we know" 11:16 PM - 25 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sister @sisterofonline I will say, one of the most interesting parts of this whole ordeal has been finding out that the 2 most common natural human responses to apocalypse are to jack off and bake loaves of bread. 11:27 PM - 30 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite