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No '00s Facebook profile was without an unsubtle indirect:
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Or the status where you informed everyone that you were about to get DRUNK:
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Which was usually followed by the one where you let everyone know just how crazy your night was:
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We all had a status or two from when we left our accounts unattended:
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And of course, the one where you were feeling pretty sorry for yourself:
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But it was also a great place to tell the world how important your friends were:
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An essential status for any '00s teen was one where you wrote everything in the third person:
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And the one that was just blatant flirting:
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You can't forget the inevitable status where you tried to make your love life seem way more interesting than it actually was:
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And one that included deep, meaningful lyrics was a must:
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If you didn't post this at least once, did you even have Facebook?!
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We all made at least one status that was a straight-up rant:
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And lots of updates that no one asked for:
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You couldn't go wrong with a good 'ole attention-seeking status:
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Every school kid definitely posted this at least once:
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Uplifting quotes were very essential:
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But nothing was as important as those bold, empowering statements:
