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Pick something to keep you warm
Slightly-stained pink NorthfaceJust a pile of looseleaf paper on my bare bodyDirty SweatshirtHospital gownMiraculously, your own duvetI'm going on body heat and faithCanada goose jacketDrug rugHoodie with a jersey over it -
What do you want to be if you make it out of NU alive
PresidentProfessorDoctorRabbiBankerTitle IX WorkerPro AthleteAmbassadorUber Driver -
Pick a song to play at your funeral when you don't make it out of NU alive
Bitch Better Have My Money - RihannaOnly the Good Die Young - Billy JoelClosing Time - SemisonicTik Tok - Ke$haCough Syrup - Young the GiantDreaming - SmallpoolsA Thousand Miles - Vanessa CarltonViva la Vida - ColdplayDrive By - Train -
Which DM atrocity do you identify with most?
SandstormThe Recovery Station (tm)Block 11Shitty breakfastNot getting any perks because you didn't fundraise shitPassing out on the toiletFireball being played 69 timesThe SUNRISE RUNPat Fitzgerald hitting the whip -
Pick an NU celebrity
Josh McKenzieMorty SchapiroWillieJUSTIN JACKSON THE BALL CARRIERThe girl who gave Scottie Lindsey MonoThe Bobb ShitterLiterally anyone in student athlete gearCyrina from SargeGeorgie the security guard -
Pick some cliche NU bullshit to ruin
Kicking the pup tent by the rockPushing cute couples sitting on the rocks by the lakefill into Lake MichiganRefusing to say Plex instead of Foster-WalkerWalking hungover during March through the ArchDabbing during the "I'll show you a new move" part of the DiggyStreaking during the freshman run across Ryan fieldActually abiding by the dry campus rulesDoing homework at sporting eventsSaying NW instead of NU
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