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Which Shitty L Will You Take?

Spoilers: I've taken all of them

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  1. Pick something to keep you warm

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    Slightly-stained pink Northface
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    Just a pile of looseleaf paper on my bare body
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    Dirty Sweatshirt
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    Hospital gown
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    Miraculously, your own duvet
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    I'm going on body heat and faith
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    Canada goose jacket
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    Drug rug
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    Hoodie with a jersey over it
  2. What do you want to be if you make it out of NU alive

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    President
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    Professor
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    Doctor
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    Rabbi
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    Banker
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    Title IX Worker
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    Pro Athlete
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    Ambassador
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    Uber Driver
  3. Pick a song to play at your funeral when you don't make it out of NU alive

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    Bitch Better Have My Money - Rihanna
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    Only the Good Die Young - Billy Joel
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    Closing Time - Semisonic
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    Tik Tok - Ke$ha
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    Cough Syrup - Young the Giant
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    Dreaming - Smallpools
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    A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton
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    Viva la Vida - Coldplay
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    Drive By - Train
  4. Which DM atrocity do you identify with most?

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    Sandstorm
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    The Recovery Station (tm)
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    Block 11
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    Shitty breakfast
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    Not getting any perks because you didn't fundraise shit
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    Passing out on the toilet
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    Fireball being played 69 times
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    The SUNRISE RUN
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    Pat Fitzgerald hitting the whip
  5. Pick an NU celebrity

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    Josh McKenzie
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    Morty Schapiro
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    Willie
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    JUSTIN JACKSON THE BALL CARRIER
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    The girl who gave Scottie Lindsey Mono
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    The Bobb Shitter
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    Literally anyone in student athlete gear
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    Cyrina from Sarge
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    Georgie the security guard
  6. Pick some cliche NU bullshit to ruin

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    Kicking the pup tent by the rock
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    Pushing cute couples sitting on the rocks by the lakefill into Lake Michigan
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    Refusing to say Plex instead of Foster-Walker
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    Walking hungover during March through the Arch
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    Dabbing during the "I'll show you a new move" part of the Diggy
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    Streaking during the freshman run across Ryan field
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    Actually abiding by the dry campus rules
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    Doing homework at sporting events
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    Saying NW instead of NU
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