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Confident in mind, body, and spirit! You are a future teacher who loves to get litty. Education is valuable to our wellbeing so you may have puked in Ballantine rather than miss a class. You may be Haley's little, but you are definitely the mom of the group! The only direction you're going is One Direction! You spend your time watching Ghostbusters and doing community service while still finding time to cuddle your needy big. Truly a catch! Single too ;)

Katherine

CONGRATS! You are the only one with their shit together. You are the baby of Hoe fam so no funny stories about getting too litty, but you will soon! hehehe Your alter ego is a princess and you always have a tiara on standby. You spend your free time being cute, watching musicals, and cooking for your biggie. Little smartypants and a future teacher, you have your life on track for greatness!

Skylar

With the goal of becoming a librarian, you are trying to get all your natty time in before grad school. You have two outfits: covered in cat hair and not wearing a bra, or fishnets and hooker boots. That’s it. You're a devoted cat mom, and you’ll shower everyone around you with so much love and affection that you "overwhelm" them. Much to Katherine's dismay, you adopt everyone as your own because you have too much love to give. With your ego and unshakeable confidence in yourself, you know your worth and have no time for fuckboys. If they aren't a fuckboy, you're single and ready to introduce them to your cat.

Haley aka Slayley

Your position in the Hoe family tree is unknown, but you are a cherished member of the family! You encourage debauchery and are always there if your fellow family members need help. You are a loving dog mom to Wrigley extend your love throughout the greek community through your 10+ children. Excitement triggers your inner dino thus dino arms are a staple of a good night out (also vodquila). GO CUBS GO!

Devon

You are across the world right now but make constant efforts to stay involved in the fam. You are Haley's biggie and for good reason cause you two are identical. You love to share taco bell with your little even if neither of you are supposed to have it. You may be majoring in clinical psychology, but you are going to start your own vineyard/winery since the Hoe fam cannot make enough $$$ to afford their consumption habits. You have reinvented yourself and are now an edgy goddess!

Emily

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What Member Of Hoe Fam Are You?

What Member Of Hoe Fam Are You?

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