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Which Freshman SU Drama MT Faculty Member Are You?

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WHAT DO YOU KNOW???? You are the boss, and everyone looks up to you (and is somewhat scared of you.) You enjoy telling students what you know, closing your eyes as you speak, and occasionally getting food from the food kiosk with your new SUper Points (that Victor taught you how to use.) So jump up and take a bow!

Ralph Zito

You are the Queen of Sass herself. After someone sings in front of you, you will proceed to sing the same phrase and one-up them without even trying. People come to you for the strangest health questions, because you're the magical voice doctor that we all need in our lives. But some people will never stop arguing with you about IPA... it comes with the territory.

Rebecca Karpoff

_All rise._ You are the silver fox with the safety pin. Everyone wonders what your dark secret is, but you'll never tell. You are both the sweetest, and most terrifying person to be around. You will kick anyone out who isn't prepared, but everyone understands that it's just out of tough love for your darlings. Not to mention you've got ties to some pretty high-ranking people...

Rob Bundy

_I hate the circle of fifths!_ You are the chill dad, who loves trickery, word puzzles, and hoodies. Your love of music makes you very focused and determined, a true perfectionist. Anyone with a cellphone will chuck it as far away from them as possible as soon as they see you coming near. It's because of you that we understand where the Titanic sailed from, and what a Jew's harp is!

Brian Cimmet

You are our saving grace. Whenever we can't understand something, you are always there, patiently explaining it back to us. You put up with a lot of our BS, and are always there to support us (and accompany us) no matter what. People breathe a sigh of relief knowing you're in the room. It's because of you we can pass our next Brian test!

Kerry Dromgoole

_I have a HUUUUUGE watermelon_ You are a cross between our adorable grandpa, and a badass ninja assassin. You have a quiet disposition, but whenever you speak up, it's always a profound and well-thought-out statement. When you hit your big drum, the people can't help but hit that snake in the grass. People are honored when you ask them to do any sort of demonstration with you. Criminals had better pray that they don't make the mistake of mugging you...

Felix Ivanov

_GO FOR A RUN._ You like to torture freshmen, but that's okay because you make us stronger. You live in the metaphorical, always conscious of the thick molasses-like space you move through. People are always trying to get inside your head and understand the way you think, but as soon as they think they have a good idea of who you are, you do a quick shoulder roll and become just as mysterious as ever.

Steve Cross

_Make it **HOT!**_ You are passionate about people who live their lives with intention. So passionate that you physically shake, and sometimes you come off as a little too excited and emotional about things. You've also seen a few too many naked bodies in your exercises... But everyone also loves you with their whole souls. Keep it up, old sport.

Victor Lazarow

_Gooodgooodgooood_You’re silent but deadly, and you can fold in half like nobody’s business. You have an intensity and hardcore air about you that no one else has. Even if you aren’t the loudest in the room, you’re certainly the most observant. Great moves. Keep it up. Proud of you.

Kathleen Baum

_What is up?_ You lucky human. You're funny, smart, and most importantly a great face to wake up to in the morning. You have great taste in fashion, music, and your dog is the cutest dog ever. You have the perfect life. Everyone hates you for it, but also simultaneously can't help but swoon whenever you walk into a room. What a hunk.

Thom Miller

_Was the hope drunk wherein you dressed yourself?_ Are we on voice? Because you sure are. You are the classic embodiment of an acting teacher: flowy skirts, gemstone jewelry, and poetic and heightened metaphors about the body and voice. Your neck is covered in the tattoos of the day, and your voice is stained from the purple you've painted the walls with. We love to watch you perform even the smallest line of text. You came into this world to LIVE OUT LOUD!

Celia Madeoy

_All right fuckers, here's your quiz._ You're a self-proclaimed "woke" grandma who has stopped giving a crap long ago. You have no censor, and pretty much everything that comes to mind becomes the words you speak. Sometimes (maybe more than sometimes) you say things just to get a rise out of people. But under your rough and tough first-impression is an expansive wisdom of the arts that many will regret not listening to later in their lives.

Gerardine Clark

_Did you finish your thank you letters?_ You are the king of connections, with friends in every theatre in every area code. Yet, you are humble, and don't forget to remind those around you to always show humility and gratitude. Like an elephant, you never forget a face once you've memorized it. Everyone respects you, even if some of your exes still talk about your personal life a little too much...

Jim Clark

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