1. Bulldogs always look so ferocious. dscz20 / Via reddit.com 2. Pretty them up with flowers all you want, but you can't hide that ferocity. reddit.com / Via reddit.com 3. Ever show a bulldog a horror movie? They don't even flinch. space_angel / Via reddit.com 4. And they're so heinous. They must be the least photogenic dog breed out there. LettuceC / Via reddit.com 5. They don't even look cute sleeping! Just dangerous. Backeep / Via reddit.com 6. Nor as puppies. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near this deathtrap. Ac1224 / Via reddit.com 7. Who would want to cuddle a bulldog? Yorkthebully / Via Instagram: @yorkthebully 8. They hate car trips... treerex / Via reddit.com 9. ...and being anywhere outside the confines of their cold, dark cages. pacman_johns / Via reddit.com 10. And you'd certainly never want to invite one to be your best man. Keep them as far away from your wedding as possible. SamElliottsVoice / Via reddit.com 11. If you want an obedient dog, keep looking. A bulldog will never listen to you when you tell it to "sit." bellamira / Via reddit.com 12. Have you ever seen a bulldog in a good mood? Me neither. justinve / Via reddit.com 13. I have no idea why people like having bulldogs. I mean, they are not handsome or aesthetically pleasing in any way. S4area51 / Via reddit.com 14. They're also uncaring parents. Just see for yourself... oscar322989 / Via reddit.com 15. They make terrible work dogs. No service abilities whatsoever. pat14fishing / Via reddit.com 16. And they're way too high-energy. yumyummm111 / Via reddit.com 17. There's just no way to give them any personality. imgur.com 18. Not even in a princess dress. mike3run / Via reddit.com 19. We are convinced: Bulldogs are monsters. Manholt / Via reddit.com 20. Uncontrollable, high-energy, ferocious beasts that cannot be contained. imgur.com 21. Never get a bulldog. virtual_boy / Via reddit.com 22. You'll regret it for the rest of your life. ironfitz / Via reddit.com Love dogs? Sign up for our “Dog a Day” newsletter and we’ll send you an adorable pup every day! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for BuzzFeed's "Dog a Day" newsletter!