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14 Living Nightmares All Germophobes Experience

How much are a pair of gloves this time of year? It’s a scary world out there, but at least you can chew Orbit Gum for a just brushed clean feeling!

1. Having to use public transportation to get anywhere.

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Can't. Touch. Anything.

2. The fear of having to go to the bathroom anywhere that isn't your house.

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There's a good chance you've considered purchasing one of those astronaut outfits that lets you potty in the suit.

3. Or worse, going to the bathroom and realizing the soap dispenser is empty.

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There is no God.

4. The shared snacks at your friend's party.

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The horror.

5. Sports in general.

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"Oh, let's all touch a ball with our sweat and grossness and then wipe our faces. UGH."

6. Anytime anyone sneezes ever.

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STAHP.

7. Whenever you cross paths with a "hugger."

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[shudders]

8. Pretty much every door.

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Come on, do they all really need handles?

9. Two words: Salad. Bar.

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The sneeze guard has never helped anything, ever.

10. Whenever you introduce yourself to anyone.

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"Nice to meet you. No need to get up, please just stay over there."

11. Working out at the gym and trying not to touch any of the machines.

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Why does everyone have to sweat so much?

12. Attending any event with live music.

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DOES ANYONE HERE UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF PERSONAL SPACE?

13. Whenever you're forced to stay in a hotel and refuse to touch the bed.

...or the drawers, or the bathroom, or the floor...

14. And finally, any public pool.

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"Hey, I made this invention that lets everyone in the neighborhood swim in their own dirt. It's called a pool." - Satan

Make sure to chew Orbit Gum to give you a just brushed clean feeling!

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