Growing up in a Filipino household, it's more likely than not that your parents gave you one of these lectures...
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When they stressed the importance of education:
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When they included a superstition that made NO SENSE:
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When they gave you nightmares about mumus and Aswang:
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When they showed you how to respect elders:
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When they shared their stance on dietary moderation:
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When they talked about galavanting with your friends:
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When they instructed you how to properly cook rice:
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When they started with life advice and ended with "Bahala ka sa buhay mo!"
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When they taught you how you were related to [INSERT COUSIN/TITO/TITA HERE}:
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When they emphasized making money with a job with benefits and job security:
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When they stressed being practical and learning to save money: